Vol. Ill A. & M. School, Carrollton, Ga., Nov. 1928.

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THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

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Alma Mater

Loudly praise our Alma Mater,
Best School in the land.
Thru the years we're friends forever,
Loyally we stand.

CHORUS

Forward, ever be our watchword,
Conquer and prevail;
Hail to thee, Our Alma Mater,
A. & M. All Hail!

Memories shall always linger.

Of our school so dear.

May the Friendships formed at A.& M.

Live thruout the years.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

Aggies Staff

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Robert Stallings_ Editor-in-Chief
Julia Nasworthy__ Associate Ed.

Nell Burns- Business Mgr.

Margaret Fullilove - Adv. Mgr.

Robt. Stallings- Sport Editor

Avis Barr News Editor

Fred Denny - Joke Editor

Paul Andi^ews ^.-Art Editor

Fannie Wortham Ex. Editor

J. T. Smith Junior Reporter

Herbert Walker__Soph. Reporter
Vuevenia Bryant Fresh. Reporter

Thanksgiving

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There is but little resemblance
between the celebration of the
first Thanksgiving and the
Thanksgiving of today. The first
great feast our forefathers, held
307 years ago, lasted an entire
week, instead of a single day, dur-
ing which time they feasted and
made merry on a large scale, be-
sides giving heartfelt thanks for
a good harvest and the preserva-
tion of so many of their little
company during the year of priva-
tion and danger just behind.

After this first season of feast-
ing there came two years hard-
ship. New immigrants arrived
without sujplies. A drought al-
most destroyed the harvest.
Promised supplies failed to ar-
rive. At last rain came and the
second Thanksgiving was held;
but it was in July instead of
November.

From then on Thanksgiving-
days were irregularly celebrated
whenever there seemed to be any
special reason for so doing until
it finally became a fixed, annual
festival of rejoicing for the

mercies of the closing year, the
day being fixed by proclamation
of the President, and the Gover-
nors of various States as a legal
holiday, it being officially set
aside as a national festival in the
year 1865.

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The A. &M. School

On a little red hill about a mile
from Carrollton, Ga., the corner-
stone was laid in 1906. Two large
buildings and several smaller
houses were erected that year.
As the years passed the necessary
buildings were erected, improve-
ments were made and a beauti-
ful campus of oak and close crop-
ped bermuda was developed.

Boys and Girls came here to
school to follow the academic
life it afforded them. The num-
ber of enrollment increased and
caused the need of extended liv-
ing accomodations. As money
was appropriated the farm was
improved and a poultry plant and
hatchery established. A new and
more modern dormitory was com-
pleted in 1917.

Thus in time the landscape of
the little red hill was transform-
ed into an up-to-date educational
institution. As we enter into the
spirit of Thanksgiving blessings,
let us remember the little red hill.
There is something here for all of
us and A. & M. might transform
and beautify our own individual
landscapes a little bit.

Class Stones

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Freshman Emeral.
Sophomore Soapstone.
Junior Grindstone.
Senior Tombstone.

Mildred Baker.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

Agricultural Notes

Agriculturally, Georgia is mak-
ing great strides. No longer a one
crop state, she produces a varie-
ty of crops that insures a balanc-
ed prosperity.

Looking over the farm at A. <^
M. we find she is keeping step
in full harmony with the great
march 'Trogress."

The monthly report for Octo-
ber shows: Twenty-eight acres of
cotton were planted this year and
twenty-three, five hundred pound
bales have already been ginned
from this field. There is probab-
ly over a half of a bale to be pick-
ed yet. This is more cotton than
the farm has produced in one
year for some time. Sventy-five
bushels of corn have been gather-
ed from the corn field. It is esti-
mated that there will be four
hundred bushels more to gather.
Three thousand bundles of fodd-
er were pulled and much left on
the stalk. Four acres of oats to
be cut and thrashed have been
sown and four acres of oats and
vetch have been sown to be used
as hay. The same amount of land
has been planted in Austrain peas
to be used as a soil improvement
crop. From the garden one hun-
dred dollars worth of vegetables,
valued at wholesale price, have
been sold to the dining hall. The
dining hall has purchased sixty
dollars worth of milk from the
Dairy plant. The potatoes were
dug during the quarterly holidays
and the total yield was one hun-
dred eighty-five bushels. These
potatoes will be used at the din-
ing hall also. Twelve of the twen-
ty-five pigs in the hog lot are to
be kept over for next year's use.
The others are to be sold. Ffteen
nice porkers are ready to be

slaughtered for dining hall use.
The total income from the farm
for October was $2,186.02; total
expenditures, $1,014.22; Total
profit, $1,171.80.

Farming is one of the most
attractive of occupations. Farm-
ing, as it is taught at A. & M. and
carried out on the farm by Mr.
Harmon is healthful; embraces a
variety of work and affords an
ample income.

Golson Stephens.
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A Few Mixed Facts

About A. & M.

Mr. Lucky is never late to All
gebra.

We never throw paper on the
campus.

Mrs. Clark never sticks any-
body.

The pupils always look for-
ward to exams; they are so easy.

The Sophomores always know
their Biology.

We never put off until tomor-
row what we can do today.

The girls never look out the
dormitory windows.

Blanche never worries about
what to wear.

Jimmie Murl is never trying to
stick her gold fish with a pin.

A. & M. pupils never throw
chalk.

The girls never talk to the boys.

We never ''loaf" in the halls.

Mr. Lucky never makes an an-
nouncement in chapel.

Foot ball boys never come to
supper in their foot ball suits.

The girls like quiet hours from
2 to 4 o'clock Sunday afternoons.

We like to go to church.

Mildred Baker.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

Glee Club News

The Glee Club made their first
public appearance Friday, No-
vember 9th at Carrollton High
School during their chapel per-
iod. We sang ''Smile, " ''Indian
Lullaby" and "Who." All
three numbers seemed to be en-
joyed very much, however Miss
Nolen made the hit by featuring
"The Big Brown Bear." And by
the way, have you heard her sing,
"Lindy Lou?" If you have
not you certainly have something
to look forward to for it'll give
you a thrill "that comes once in a
life time." Mr. Maddox played
several numbers on his guitar
which were enjoyed not only by
the audience, but by the Glee
Club also.

Friday night however was our
"big" program for then we gave
a performance for the Carrollton
Chamber of Commerce.

The following program was
given:

Smiles Glee Club.
^ Reading Julia Nasworthy.

Saxaphone and Guitar Duet
Mr. Maddox and Golson Stevens.

Quartette Mr. Maddox, Mr.
Gentry, Eliott Williams and Gol-
son Stevens.

Rag Doll Dance Mildred
Baker, Dorothy Barton, Hazel
Herrin, Eveline Kitchens and
Julia Nasworthy. Solo for dance
by Golson Stevens.

Guitar Solo Mr. Maddox.

Vocal Solo Miss Nolen.

-Who" Glee Club.

"Indian Lullaby" Glee Club.

After the program we were
the delighted guest of Mr. In-
gram at a weiner rost. We all
had a grand time ; however there
was one objection, we had to
come home too soon. Maybe next
time there will be no objections.

A College Education

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How Much is a College Edu-
cation Worth ? A short time ago
the Federal Bureau of Education
issued statistics showing how
much an education is worth, if
measured only in dollars and
cents. According to these figures,
uneducated workers average from
$400 to $1,200 a year in earn-
ings. Those who have a common
school training range from $600
to $1,500 a year. Those who have
a high school education earn from
$850 to $2,450 a year. Those who
have attended college average
from $1,400 to $5,00 a year, waile
college graduates average about
$6,000 a year. There are enough
exceptions, of course, in all these
classifications to encourage those
who are denied the education
they desire, but in the average
the classification hold good. Com-
menting on the figures, "Collier's
Weekly" says: "Lacking an edu-
cation your chances at obtaining
the more interesting opportuni-
ties are few."

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We Wonder If

If Hazel Herrin is a fish.

If Jacob Bishop is a bishop.

If Herbert Shoemake is a shoe-
maker.

If Prior Brown is brown.

If Pug Carpenter is a carpent-
er.

If Mildred Baker is a baker.

If Blanche Almond is an al-
mond.

If Bessie Maude Key is a key.

If Erline Kitchens is a kitchen.

If Hugh Lee Crook is a crook.

If Otis Taylor is a taylor.

If Dora Cook is a cook.

If Steve Worthy is worthy.

J. Nasworthy.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

Back to the Farm?

I do not believe in trying to
influence any child's life to place
him automatically in any career.
The greater his isolation, the
harder the manual work he must
be called upon to do, the more
need he has of culture music
and beauty in his daily life.

However, it is a fallacy to
speak as though the teaching of
agriculture is contrary to this
idea. What greater miracle in all
the world than this ^the ever
changing seasons and the rotation
of crops, the planting of the seed,
the joy of its fulfillment in the
harvest season. Florence Hale,
State Supervisor of Rural Educa-
tion, State Department of Edu-
cation, Augusta, Maine.

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SPORTS

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A. M. vs. Oglethorpe Frosh

On Friday the 16th we played
our old rivals, the Oglethorpe
Frosh. The teams were evenly
matched and ^a close contest re-
sulted. The Frosh scored early in
the game and from then until the
last quarter the final outcome was
in doubt.

Many times each team fought
his way dangerously near the
other's goal, only to be held for
downs in a pinch. Reserve
strength and the ability to make
good the breaks that favored
them gave the visitors three more
touchdowns in the last quarter.
Two of the four attempts for ex-
tra points were made good, leav-
ing the final score at 20 to 0. The
patrons of the game went away
well pleased and many compli-
mented it as the best of the year.

Better watch A. & M. when

Fulton High is played Friday and
again when we meet Locust Grove
Thanksgiving Day.

The day following the Ogle-
thorpe game most of the players
journeyed down to play the We-
dowee All Star team. A cow
pasture was the scene of battle.
The local Wedowee team was
composed mostly of old college
boys and high school boys.

The game was hard fought and
everybody that went played and
enjoyed the trip. Mr. Bonner act-
ed as coach as Coach Luckey at-
tended the Tech-Alabama game.
They say Wedowee scored a
touchdown but you couldn't see
for the cows. The game was
forfited to A. & M. 2 to 0. Their
coach played.

A Thanksgiving Poem

It was a hungry little cat
Upon Thanksgiving morn,

And she watched a thankful
little mouse.
That ate an ear of corn.

If I eat that thankful little mouse.
How thankful he should be,

When he had made a meal him-
self,
To make a meal for me.

'Then with his thanks for having
fed

And his thanks for feeding me
with all his thankfulness inside

How thankful I shall be."

Thus *'Mew sed" the hungry lit-
tle cat.
Upon Thanksgiving Day.
But the little mouse had over
heard,
And declined (with thanks) to
stay.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

Just a Sophomore's Wishes

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The Sophomore class is prog-
ressing nicely. Of course a few
have failed in a few subjects, but
with a little effort on their part
they can bring these failures up
to a passing mark. In the first
place there is no excuse for one
to fail because we have splendid
teachers who are kind and con-
siderate. Besides the work isn't
so hard ; it merely takes a little
will power or concentration on
the students part to bring up a
perfect lesson. We also have a
library to aid us in our studies.
In fact we have almost every op-
portunity one could wish for to
learn something which will be
beneficial to us in later life. We
hope to be the best sophomore
clr.ss this year that the A. & M.
las ever produced. May we boys
and girls study and work so that
after we have obtained a fitting
position in life that each teacher
and instructor may say with a
feeling of pride, "I taught that
person at the A. & M. back in
1928-29.

H. Walker.
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Campus News

We girls and boys appreciate
the privilege of attending the
revival services at the Presby-
terian church for the last two
weeks. We think we have been
benefited by these services.

The students enjoyed a thrill-
ing contest for sponsor of the
football team. Blanche Almond
was winner.

Mrs. Nasworthy spent the
week-end here with her daugh-
ter, Julia.

Miss Barr's former A. & M.
roommate, Bessie Cline is visiting

her for a few days, from Holly-
wood, Cal.

Mr. Dennis, Mr. Maddox, and
Miss Briscoe visited in Atlanta
Sundav and Miss Nolen accom-
panied them home.

Mr. Harman and Miss Barr
spent Saturday afternoon in At-
lanta.

Mr. Ingram spent Tuesday in
Atlanta on business.

Mrs. Ingram spent Thursday in
Decatur at a flower show.

Miss Avis Barr spent Sunday
with Miss Margaret Fullilove.
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A Real Thanksgiving
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'Thanksgiving Day! Thanksgiv-
ing Day !

The glad, bright day will come.

The time is near, the bells I hear

When We'll be going home."

So merrily sang the children in
the little village schoolhouse.
Everyone was happy in anticipa-
tion of a holiday and the good
times that awaited them.

Many were impatiently await-
ing the night for a thanksg_vaig
carnival was being held in the
school house. The booths were
attractively arrayed in gay
bunting and a spirit of festiveness
pervaded all.

Were all happy? So it seemed
but on looking closely I saw in
the midst of a group of noisely
chatting girls one who was stand-
ing a little apart from the others.
She was a very beaut.ful girl,
but on her countenance was a
distinctive look of sadness. Ruth
Gray, for that was her name, has
just completed high school the
spring previous and her plans to
go to college had been shattered

As a high school girl many joy-
ful plans for her going to col-
lege had been made by her fath-

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er and mother, but all had been
broken up in the death of her
fatlier the preceding summer.
After the funeral and other ex-
pensees had been paid there were
Larely enough funds left to keep
the small family together. These
and many other thoughts were
passing through Ruth's mind as
she stood and watched the merry
throng file by.

Wearily she turned away and
sat down at a desk to look over
an essay which the teachers had
asked her to write for one num-
ber on the program.

Finally everything was ready.
The auditorium was packed with
parents and friends of the chil-
dren. The dim frosted lights
threw a subdued glow on the
group gathered on the stage
which was decorated with many
colored leaves, pumpkins, and
other rustic decorations.

The music which was a lilting
song of Thanksgiving began.
Merrily it rang out over the au-
dience bringing memories of their
happy youths to the parents.

Through it all Ruth sat with a
far away look in her eyes. In her
mind she was far away from the
little school now vibrating so joy-
fully with the music of Thanks-
giving. In imagination she was
sitting on a college campus
dreaming of a bright and useful
future, that she might have as a
college graduate.

Mr. Richards, the principal call-
ed her. ''What does he want? Oh
yes, she was to read her essay she
thought.''

Walking to the center of the
stage she began, reading in a
clear sweet voice. Her theme was
''Education." As she read she
gave vent to her innermost dream-
ing and longing for a college edu-
cation. The audience sat spell-

bound. When she had finished a
silence more eloquent than words
gripped the listeners, but in a
moment the silence was swept
away in a sea of applause.

Among the guests, quite un-
noticed in the shadows, was sit-
ting a gray haired, distinguished
looking, old gentleman on whose
face was a look of admiration and
respect, as Ruth finished and
sat down.

Several other selections were
rendered and the program came
to an end as the crowd gathered
around the booths amid much
merriment.

Unnoticed Ruth slipped away
from the throng of merry-makers
and walked the short distance to
her home.

Her mother was sitting by the
fire sewing.

"Why so early Ruth?" she asks
as she places a chair for her dau-
ghter.

"Nothing, only tired," Ruth an-
swers as she took up a book and
begain reading.

For an hour or so all was still
except the ticking of the clock on
the mantel and the crackling of
the wood as it burned. Suddenly
there was a knocking at the door.
Rising quickly Mrs. Gray opened
the door and was handed a letter
by a boy who turned suddenly
and vanished into the darkness of
the night.

"Who is it mother?" asks Ruth
as Mrs. Gray continued to stand
in wonderment.

"Fm sure I don't know" an-
swered Mrs. Gray. "He did so
strangly, just handed me this let-
ter which is addressed to you
and ran away."

"Well" suggested Ruth, "Let's
open it and see what it is."

With excited fingers Ruth tore
open the envelope and found a

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

fresh roll of crisp new bills.

''Money!" gasped Mrs. Gray
''What can it mean?"

"Look! here's a note, Ruth be-
gan reading.

Dear Miss Gray:

I was present at the carnival
tonight and heard your most ex-
traordinary essay on "Education".
I believe you are sincere in your
efforts to find the best m life, and
in this belief herewith present to
you this little gift which I sincere-
ly trust you will accept and feel
under no obligations to the giver.

Please make no attempt to re-
pay me as I am only traveling
through the state and will prob-
ably never be in this locality
again.

Trusting you will find success
and your college career will be of
the success, I am

A Well Wisher.

"Oh mother!" cried Ruth fling-
ing her arms about her mother,"
at last I can go to college."

"But mother, will it be all right
to take the money for some day
ril pay it back?"

"Yes daughter," answered Mrs.
Gray "I think it would and I'm
very glad for you."

So the night settled down on
the little farm house and the mor-
row was indeed a day of thanks-
giving.

Emmie Lou Bell '29.

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Touching Fidelity

Lucile : "Since you have broken
your engagement because your
feeling toward your finance aren't
the same. Why do you keep his
ring?"

Blanche: Because my feel-
ings toward the ring are still the
same as ever."

Trustees Entertained By
School

The Trustees were wolcomed
guests of the Domestic Science
Department of the sichool lun-
cheon Saturday November 24.
The guests included Judge Re-
vill, from Greenville, Judge
Parker, from Fairburn, Mr. and
Mrs. Wisdom and daughter, Mary
Madison from Chipley, Mrs. Mc-
Larty from Doublasville, Mrs.
Cobb from Carrollton, Mr. Lyle
from Carrollton, Mr. Dickinson
from LaGrange, Mr. and Mrs.
Ingram from the school. Miss
Petty, head of the Domestic
Science Department, with the
aid of the class served the follow-
ing menu:

1. Fruit Cocktail.

2. Baked Chicken Stuffed, Gib-
let Gravy, Crystalized cranber-
ries. Stuffed Sweet Potatoes,
String Beans, Cucumber Pickles,
Hot Buttered Biscuit.

3. Lettuce Salad with Thousand
Island Dressing, Cheese Straws.

4. Butter Scotch Pie, Coffee,
Nuts, Candies.

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''My Desire''

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I want to be the man,

To do the things that man has

never done,
To forget the "can't" but think

of "can,"
And be the man that won.

I want to rise to heights unknown.
And cast the center of my

thoughts there.
But just like a bird that has never

flown,
I build my Castles in the air.
Paul Andrews '30.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

Just Here and There

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The Person Who Does His
Best

The school enrollment has
reached two hundred and six.

The fall shows very few stu-
dents have dropped out of school
s*x in all.

The weather man has been
good. It is hoped that the entire
fall semester will be characteriz-
ed by just such weather.

Only two cases of influenza have
shown up. If students will ob-
serve ordinary precautions such
illness may be largely avoided.
The school physician and Mrs.
Clark are anxious to keep down
any contagion.

Mr. Ingram called on Chair-
man T. H. Persons at Talbotton
on Monday November the 12th
Policies concerning the school ex-
pansion were discussed. These
plans will be presented to the
Trustees at an early date. The
school has never been larger than
at present.

The football team will close the
season with a party. Coach
Lucky has had a splendid season.
The team has done well. Plans
are being perfected for a greater
year for 1929. Under the able
leadership of Coach Lucky and
Faculty Advisor J. C. Bonner, the
Athletic Association will take its
rang among the first of the state.

The Christmas Holidays will
begin December twenty-second.
This is only a short time. The
faculty is advising students to
carry home no failures as Christ-
mas presents for parents. That
is a great scheme. Last quarter
grades may be erased by high
grades on these semi-final ex-
minations. Let us make this one
hundred per cent.

We cannot all be geniuses, or

conquer wealth or fame,
We cannot all do wondrous things

to make overselves a name.
We cannot all feel confident of

meeting every test.
But we have our work to do, we

all can do our best.

Our best may not be wonderful,

judged by a standard high.
But we can all do something well,

if we will only try.
And if we try our level best,

performing every task.
With all our might, why, that is

all that anyone can ask.

We cannot all be famous if we
were 'twould cheapen fame.

We cannot all be rich enough to
give ourselves a name.

We cannot all expect to be dis-
tinguished from the rest.

But some reward is certain for
the person who does his best.
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''The Game''

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Play the game.

But play it fairly;
Fight to win,

But meet folks squarely.
Play to win.

But every inning,
Keep in mind

There's more than winning.

Reach your goal.

By hard endeavor;
But by trick

And cunning never;
Win or lose,

Though bruised and lamed,
Let might find you

Unashamed.

THE AGGIES NOVEMBER, 1928

"A Short Story"

"I shall die/' he sobbed, ''un-
less you marry me."

'1 am sorry, kind sir," was her
firm reply, ''but it can never be."

So he went out west and after
72 years, three months and 11
days, he became suddenly ill,
and sure enough, he died.

* * *

"There goes another life,"
growled the cat as he crawled

out from under the steam roller.

* * *

Elmer 13, was puzzled over the
girl problem and discussed it with
his pal, Joe.

"I've walked to school with
her three times," he told Joe,
"and carried her books. I bought
her ice cream sodas twice. Now
do you think I ought to kiss her?"

"Naw you don't need to," Joe
decided after a moment of deep
thought. "You're done enough for
that girl already."

* * *

Horsey: "My hair is full of
electricity."

Mildred: "I'm not suprised,

it's connected to a dry cell."

* * *

Russel: "What caused the Col-
lision today?"

Lucile: "Two motorists after

the same pedestrain."

* * *

"Good Thoughts"

She was only a janitor's dau-
ghter, but she swept me off my

feet.

* * *

"I doctor myself by the aid of
medical books."

"Yes and some day you will die
of a misprint."

* * *

Men are born with two
eyes and one tongue, in order
that they should see twice as
much as they say.

They walked the lane in silence,
The sky was studded with stars

They reached the gate together.
And for her he lifted the bars.

But this 's long since over.

There's nothing between them
now

For he was just the hired man
And she the old Jersey cow.

* * *

"Keep your face alwavs to-
ward the sunshine and the
shadow will fall behind you!

* * *

I know how ugly that I are,
I know that my face ain't no star.
But I really don't mind it,
Because I'm behind it.
The fellow in front gets the jar.

Our radio must be on the raJ-
road type it whistles at every

station.

* * *

She was only a pirate's daugh-
ter, but she was some kidd.

* * *

If you don't feel just right.

If you don't sleep at night.

If you moan and you Sigh,

If your throat feels dry.

If you don't care to smoke,

If your food makes you choke,

If your heart doesn't beat

If you are getting cold feet,

If your head's in a whirl.

Why not marry the girl.

* * *

My dog's name is Sandwich, be-
cause he's half-bred.

4: Hi 4:

"It ain't the individual.

Nor the army as a whole.
But the ever-lasting team-work

Of every bloomin' soul."

* * *

"A burglar broke into our
house last night."
"What did he get."
"Practice."

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Liggins: "What is your brother

in college?"

Hamrick: '*A halfback."
Liggins: ''I mean in studies."
Hamrick: "Oh, in studies, he's

away back.

Miss Nolen: ''What are the three
words most commonly used at A.
& M.?"

Bishop: '1 don't know."

Miss Nolen: ''Correct, you're

improving."

* * *

Julia N. : "Little Swag, what
size shoes do you wear?"
Swag: "Two and a half."
Julia: "What two and a half."
Swag: "Two cowhides and a

half of a bushel of tacks."

* * *

Henry Fridell: "I've had this
car for years and never had a
wreck."

Thompson: "You mean you've
had this wreck for years and

never had a car."

* * *

The Peach

Her spelling was punk, he
fancied,
Her like he never had seen,
And so she continued to type-
write
While he blamed the blame

machine.

* * *

Answer Postponed

"Hello, Paschal! What do you
know?"

"Ask me next month. I've just
bought an encyclopedia on easy

payments.

* * *

Steve: "I wonder if I'll drink
in the next world?"

Bob S. : "I don't know, but its

a cinch you'll smoke!"

* * *

"Ain't this Hell?"
"I don't know, but I'll look on
the tourist guide and see!"

Jim H. : "I wonder why they al-
ways get masons to lay corner-
stores."

Mildred B. : "Why you looney,
that's their business."

Mr. Luckey: "Who wrote Bun-
yan's Pilgrim's Progress?"

Dorothy B.: "Why, wasn't that
Milton's Master piece?"

Taft: "Will your people be su-
prised when you graduate?"

Hazel: "No, they've been ex-
pecting it for several years!"

* * *

Avis: "I had a shocking dream
last night. I dreamed I was dead.
What do you suppose awoke
me?"

Julia: "The heat."

lifi ^ ^

Miss Nolen: "L. A. what are
you and Mildred doing?"

Mildred: "We are writing our
English.

Miss Nolen: "You don't have
to sit together to write your
English, do you?'

Mildred: "Yes'm we do! We
haven't got but one paper to
copy."

* * *

Father: "What do you expect
to be when you get out of col-
lege?"

Dorothy: "An old lady."

* * *

Max: "Gosh, but I'm thirsty."
Blanch: "Just a minute and I'll
get you some water."

Max: "I said thirsty, not

dirty!"

* * *

Drunk: (at football game)
"Shay, how many pints did we
make durin the second quart?"

Bishop: "I saw a man swallow
a sword."

J. L. : "That's nothing, I saw a
man inhale a camel."

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