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THE

QUADRANGLE

1918

PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENTS

OF

LaGRANGE COLLEGE

LaGRANGE, GEORGIA

O you who represent us in

the service of our Coun-

try, to you who fight our
battles for us, to you who have
put aside personal happiness to
learn the deeper joy of service
for others, we dedicate this vol-
ume of happy school memories.
Truly, words are empty things
with which to express our ap-
preciation of the noble part you
are playing in thus leaving every-
thing you hold dear, to help
bring about the triumph of truth
and democracy for all nations
and all times. All honor to you,
our brothers, cousins, friends.

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FOREWORD

We present this volume
of the Quadrangle to
our friends in the hope
that through it they
may in some measure
come to enjoy with us
our work and play, and
to our fellow students
in the hope that in
after years it may be to
them as a mirror in
which they may see re-
flected the joys and
sorrows of '18.

The Editorial Staff

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Editors of the Quadrangle

Mardel Taylor . . Editor-in-Chief
Elmira Grogan . . Literary Editor
Florence Blanton . Social Editor
Lois Hall . . . Athletic Editor

Iris Fullbright, Y. W. C. A. Editor
Martha Sutton . . . Art Editor
FRANCIS BLACK . Business Manager
RUTH TAYLOR . Asst. Business Mgr.

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"/ can not say and I will not say
That she is dead She is just away!

With a cheery smile, and a Wave of the h
She has wandered into an unknown land.

And left us dreaming how very fair

It needs must be since she lingers there."

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Mary Connally, A.B.,
LaGrange, Ga.
"Mary Con, Mary C, Jack, Mary Jane." President
of Senior Class, 1918. President of Town Girls' Club,
1918. Glee Club, 1917. 1918. Executive Board, 1918.
Mezzofantian Society.

Speaking of man-killers, hail the chief of the tribe. And
none of us can quite decide which weapon she uses. Is it
her Mona Lisa smile? Or does she possess the persuasive
powers of a vampire? Or is she just plain irresistible?
We don't know, or ever will know, or ever understand.
But we know she has charms for we have all fallen, and it
is no new thing for her to have some poor, stricken mortal
of the sterner sex wax poetic on the strength of her lips,
her eyes, her hair. We haven't forgotten that Spring drive
on the Western front when that little town of Auburn was
captured.

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Lollie Maud Harris, A.B.,
Cartersville, Ga.
"Pop, Cal, Mordecai." President of Class, 1916.
Secretary of Irenian Society, 1916. President of Irenian
Society, 1917. Diploma in Piano, 1917. President of
Senior Special Class, 1917. President of Spanish Club,
1916, 1917. Glee Club, 1917, 1918. President of
Student Body, 1918.

Lollie Maud (My! how she hates that combination!)
has the distinction of being the "littlest" girl in the class,
with "Little Nellie" running her a close second. If laughs
were horses, we would judge her E. M. F. to be 1 ,000,000
horse power. But you know horses can carry you over
lots of rough places. She and Nellie have the distinction
of remembering when the campus had no trees on it, and
when in calisthenics they used to pantomime "The Maiden's
Prayer." But they wouldn't like for that to get out. Maud
has tried being a Senior once before, but she doesn't say
it's any easier the second time. Since Shakespeare is her
all-absorbing study, we fittingly add this quotation: "If
privileges be the food of Seniors, lay on."

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Duane Campbell, A.B.,
LaGrange, Ga.
"Campbell Kid."

If it's Duane that smiles, then it's O'Lura that doesn't.
To be sure that they have dresses and coats alike, that is,
the same length, the same color, the same weight, their
clothes are imported. When you look out across the campus,
and see two moving splotches of grey or tan, you involun-
tarily exclaim, "The Campbells are coming." One day
Duane didn't come to school. We wondered why. When
she gave as her excuse that her mother had awakened
O'Lura twice that morning, thinking she had called them
both, and she slept peacefully on, we understood.

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O'Lura Jane Campbell, A.B.,
LaGrange, Ga.
"Campbell Kid."

Now I'm not sure whether it's Duane or O'Lura that
I'm writing about, but what difference does it make? It's
all in the family. If it's O'Lura I'm telling you about,
then see next page. If not, see here. Duane has brown
eyes; so has O'Lura. O'Lura has brown hair; so has
Duane. They, that is the twain, have something in com-
mon with the Sphinx the knowledge of the ages and the
power to withhold it. If you're not right sure of which is
which, just say, "Olane-dura." If they both stop and you
wish to speak to one, well I leave it to you to solve.

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Mary Kate Clements

Woodbury, Ga.

Diploma in Piano

"Katie, Ugly, Mrs. Kaizen jammer"

Historian, 1917. Class Testator, 1918.
Glee Club. 1915, 1916, 1917, 1918. Presi-
dent of Glee Club, 1917, 1918. Secretary
of Irenian Society, 1917. President of
Irenian Society, 1918. Executive Board,
1918. Tri Chi, Psi Sigma.

How hard it is on Mary Kate that she is
not an Argus and a centipede, both at the
same time. My! If she were thus equipped,
she would put the energy of Niagara Falls to
shame.

Hours may come, hours may go,
But she ivorfys on forever.

There is only one time for relaxation, and
then she tarrieth long at the mirror. No
stubborn lock of her raven hair is left un-
controlled, even if it takes two boxes of in-
visible hair-pins to break its will. Should one
ion of face powder prove boisterous, straight-
way with her coaxing would he become
passive, and with a "heart resigned, sub-
missive, meek," he'd stay where she placed
him. Knowing all this we give her fair
warning when she is to appear in public, and
we, also, understand and appreciate her well-
groomed appearance.

Nellie Virginia Humber
Lumpkin, Ga.
Diploma in Piano

"Little Nellie, Sis Nellie, Ittle Bitty"

Vice-President of Junior Class, 1917.
President of Senior Special Class, 1918.
Treasurer of German Club, 1917. Y. W. C.
A. Cabinet, 1917, 1918. Glee Club Pianist.
Irenian Society, Beta Tau, Psi Sigma, Delta
Phi Sigma.

"Little Nellie" began her mincing step
along the path of life sometime ant bellum
magnum, and her first step, so Plutarch tells
us, was toward the piano stool. True to the
adage, "Coming events cast their shadows be-
fore them!'' The wonder is growing as to
how two small hands can do all they do in
making an ordinary grand piano sound like a
symphony orchestra. If she continues to
help the Fates along, why we may be pay-
ing $5 a ticket to hear her. Of course, she
has other interests, loo,

"Wh ere there's a WILL there s a t>ay,''
Where there's a WILL there's a yea!

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Jennie Mae Erwin

Calhoun, Ga.

Diploma in Voice

"Ginger, Jacl(, Unity, Jinnie"

Class Prophet, 1918. Glee Club, 1916,
1917, 1918. Irenian Society, Beta Tau, Delta
Phi Sigma.

Another to lead in the attack on Auburn.
However, there were losses as well as gains,
for this Jennie Mae Erwin left behind a
big, happy heart to be divided among several
(she s just that big-hearted). In real war-
fare, they say the general with humor is
never the loser. Luck to you, Jennie Mae!

Your fate is spelled Why, just think of

the damage one of her smiles can do! I've
seen the recipient of one of these broad,
beaming smiles fatten and prosper, while a
party of the second part would turn green,
sicken, and fade away. Just see what the
careless love have did!

Harriet Elizabeth Rains

Maysville, Ky.
Diploma in Home Economics
"Pete, Snoops, Princess"

Secretary Senior Class. Class Testator,
1918. Irenian Society, Tri Chi.

Everybody feels toward Harriet as they
do toward a Victrola. They watch it and
watch it and still can't quite figure out where
the music comes out. Its fascinating to
watch her mouth work. She is troubled with
avocations as well as vocations, in fact she
can hardly decide which to make which.
Basketry and craft-work are fun, and so
are cooking and sewing. Leave it to her
she'll figure it out the easiest way. Every-
body wants her formula for those wonderful
eyelashes.

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Clara Josephine Evans

Walnut Grove, Ga.
Diploma in Home Economics

"June'

I reman Society. K. K. Club.

If you really want to know this maiden's
sha}/ dove (Roosevelt French) just hang
around the Domestic Science kitchen some
afternoons and have her toss you a chicken
croquette on a hot roll out of the Domestic
Science window. If they prove to be too
rich for you, you'd die happy with a smile
on your lips. Man without a cook, take no-
tice! Even if she divorced you because a
lemon pie had alienated your affections, she
could make her living as a modiste for the
royalty. (Oh, I forget they are rather
passe). Well, anyway, she could design
Uncle Sam's costume and an everyday and
a Sunday one for Liberty.

Mary Lizzie Wright
Elberton, Ga.
Diploma in Piano

"Jimmie"

Vice-President Senior Special Class, 1918.
Secretary of Y. W. C. A. 1916, 1917.
Secretary of Mezzofantian Society, 1915-16.
Lierman Club, 1916, 1917. K. K. Club.

At one time in Mary Lizzie's life, if Shy-
lock had asked her for a pound of flesh, it
would have been a modest request, and one
immediately granted. She got hold of
Madame Somebody's method and now has
been reduced wonderfully. She and Clara
have been the guardian angels in charge of
the flag. We wonder upon whose shoulders
this mantle will fall.

But Mary Lizzie is a saucy angel, and that
may be because her wings have not reached
full growth. Should you cross her thresh-
old unannounced, you would be lucky to es-
cape un-hatted, un-collared, un-tongue-ed !

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Francis Elizabeth Black
Calhoun, Ga.
Postgraduate
"Fanny, Sis, Sugar Darlin' "

President of Sophomore Class, 1915.
President of Irenian Society, 1915. Y. W.
C. A. Cabinet, 1914, 1915, 1916. Presi-
dent of Y. W. C. A. 1917, 1918. Glee Club,
1915, 1916, 1917. 1918. Secretary of Ath-
letic Association, 1916, 1917. Diploma in
Voice, 1917. Historian of Senior Class,
1917. Quadrangle Staff, 1917. Business
Manager of the Quadrangle, 1918. Man-
ager of Thrift Stamp Movement, 1918.

My! but she made a classy Joan of Arc
the day of the Liberty Loan parade. Fannie
rose to the occasion and showed herself no
"skeleton in armor." Her hat-size, so to
speak, moved up about ten notches and her
chest expansion increased by two feet. She
realized full well that great burden that rested
upon Joan s shoulders (that armor must have
weighed fifty pounds).

We won't call it conceit, but it has al-
ways been a mystery to us that the very
species homo that the Fates shoved into her
path, should have looked like her, talked like
her, walked like her, in fact liked her (the
last we understand). They have violated the
prime law of magnetism that "Likes repel
and unlikes attract." But what can we do?
"Convince this woman against her mill.
She'll he of the same opinion still."

Mary Mardel Taylor
Covington, Ga.
Diploma in Expression

"Mardele, Sis Mardel, Boo'fui'

A.B. Diploma, 1917. Prophet of Senior
Class, 1917. President of Student Body,
1917. President of Irenian Society, 1916.
Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, 1915, 1916. Secre-
tary Dramatic Club, 1917. President of
French Club, 1917. Quadrangle Staff, 1917.
Editor-in-Chief of Quadrangle, 1918. Delta
Phi Sigma.

// / could sing

As Mardel hath sung.

And she as I,

She might not sing as nUdlty-nell
Nor care, nor try.

That's a Poe way to begin, Mardel, but
the public will understand for they are on
rear rations, too. Well-fed, well-said. Mar-
del has the record no competition of sing-
ing E above high C with absolutely no ef-
fort. So well-formed and delicate are her
tones that no human ear has yet been able to
note the slightest vibration upon its drum.
Mardel, herself, claims that she once sang a
duet with a gnat that absolutely tore the
house down (gnat-house, I guess). And the
miracle of it is that singing is not her forte
at all. Just hear her read, and well an-
other volume begins.

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Senior Class Prophecy

HE SUMMER following my graduation, I went home with the ardent desire to

raise a war garden. I became very much interested in my garden and during a

season of long drought, I was forced to consider means of irrigation. In the solv-
ing of that problem, I inadvertently stumbled on an invention which I thought might
aid in destroying the German U-boats, but I can not disclose its nature for fear I might
be considered unpatriotic. Being assured of the practicability and success of this by
several friends, I was urged to take it to Washington. After having gained admission to
several men, big in the affairs of the nation, I was permitted to see Edison and remained
closeted with him for several hours, discussing the invention, which he received enthusi-
astically and seemed to think would speedily end the war. I was about to go when,
recognizing a scientific genius in me, he said, "By the way, I've been working on an in-
vention that might interest you." He showed me an instrument, a sort of telescope,
through which one could view the future and offered to let me experiment with it. Hav-
ing consulted me as to the period of time I wished to gaze through it, he focused the in-
strument on the year nineteen twenty-eight.

I found that world peace had been brought about largely through my invention and
I naturally wanted to know first what had become of Germany. I saw all Berlin draped
in U. S. flags and the governor, newly appointed by the President of the United States,
was coming into office. As long lines of automobiles followed by U. S. soldiers appeared,
the band struck up the Star Spangled Banner and the people rose to their feet with enthu-
siasm. The line halted, the door of the foremost car opened and a low, severely dressed
woman got out, ascended the platform and began to speak. In the fervor of her speech,
she turned and with an emphatic gesture knocked the man at her right out of her chair.
This gesture was sufficient to tell me that the governor of Germany was none other than
Maude Harris. I noticed posters, flags and inscriptions everywhere, saying that the
President of the United States had chosen Governor Harris to administer the affairs of
state because of the wonderful success she had achieved in handling the turbulent stu-
dent body at LaGrange College, the foremost institution for the education of young women
in America.

Seeing Maude in that prominent position made me anxious to know what had be-
come of my other classmates. I knew Mary Connally had gone to France as a Red
Cross nurse soon after graduating, so I focused the instrument on Paris. Here I found
her in a beautiful and richly decorated room, the center of a brilliant and animated con-
versation with the public men of France. Holding just such court reminded me of Mad-
ame de Stael, of whom I had studied in History under Miss Vaughan, and on looking
further, I found that I had made a very good comparison for Mary seemed very influential
in shaping the affairs of France.

Before shifting the scene from Paris, I looked again and saw the crowded streets
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Paix, I examined it more closely. On looking within, I perceived an important-looking
grand dame giving directions to girls who hurried to and fro with aims full of laces, rib-
bons and shimmering satins. She was very elegant, handsome and well-poised, yet the
set of her eye glasses reminded me of Clara Evans. Yes, Clara Evans and Madame
Clarissa Coutiviere were one and the same.

With a turn of the disk, I looked along Riverside Drive in New York City. The
disk stopped at one of the most palatial of its many apartment houses. From its gay
crowds of people, waiters and trays of elaborate refreshments, I surmised that a dinner
dance was in full sway. Incoming guests turned to greet their hostesses and my eyes fol-
lowed them. They halted before two dark-haired ladies dressed alike in gorgeous
gowns of beaded cloth of gold. The Campbells! Evidently, the vicissitudes of fortune
had not separated them they continued to be as inseparable as in the days of old at
LaGrange.

I was wondering what had become of Little Nellie when I found myself looking
at the Hippodrome. The entrance was plastered with a huge bill-board depicting a
prancing circus horse and perched thereon in frilly, abbreviated skirts stood "Little Nellie,
Equestrian Wonder, Feature of the Day."

The scene shifted to the interior of the theater. The house was packed and
jammed, filled to overflowing, and the audience watched the performance with bated
breath. I beheld such thrilling antics as used to take place in the gymnasium at L. C.
when lo, and behold! I saw our own Little Nellie doing a toe dance on the back of her
fiery steed.

When I had recovered from the shock of seeing Nellie Humber thus conducting
herself and had composed myself sufficiently to look through the instrument again, I
beheld a settlement district in Chicago. I was especially attracted by the group of
children happily playing around a tall, slender woman clad in black, with the small bonnet
of a deaconess resting demurely on her black hair and tied coquettishly under her chin
with broad white ribbons. I was admiring the skill and success with which she managed
the children when suddenly something displeased her. Her eyes flashed and she gritted
her teeth fiercely, where had I seen such gritting of teeth? 'Twas at the Senior table
when Francis disagreed with any of us. I was overcome with even more amazement
than on seeing Little Nellie; we never even dreamed that Francis would choose such a
life-work as this.

Seeing Francis made me wonder what had become of Mardel since they, although
they had received diplomas the preceding year, decided to join our select class and work
for one of a different order. The instrument kindly obliged me by bringing the scene
back to Georgia, to Sugar Valley, a crowded metropolis of about two hundred inhabi-
tants. The scene was a schoolhouse. There I saw a demure, plump little school marm
slowly, languidly sweeping the small room in expectation of the arrival of her pupils.
Soon the pupils came, the rawest, the most ungainly, the most awkward that you can
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Time fails me to tell of the unusual experiences which that school mistress met in her
clay's work so I followed her as she left the schoolhouse after having, with unruffled calm,
administered fifteen strokes with the ruler to the palm of her lankiest, laziest pupil. She
slowly walked up the road and turned in at the gate of the most ancient-looking of all
the houses in the vicinity. She entered, put her books down in her room, where mottoes
such as "God Bless Our Home," hung on the wall and such ornaments as china ducks
sitting on real grass graced the mantelpiece. Then she went out on the back porch where
she washed her hands in a tin pan on a shelf, and after partaking of the evening meal, she
returned to her room and looked longingly at "Slumber" and "Sleep," boldly embroid-
ered in red on the pillow shams. But as if impelled by a sense of duty, she went into
the parlor where the rest of the household sat around the wall in front of their enlarged
ancestors, who gazed sternly from their enlarged frames. It seemed that the circuit rider
was preparing to lead evening devotions. The little schoolmarm sat primly in her chair
with folded hands while her eyes followed him with rapt admiration. I turned away
from the instrument this was all I could bear for by this time I had recognized
Mardel Taylor, and I was full of sympathy for her, because on graduating with eight
years of French, she had expected to be professor of French in one of our great uni-
versities.

Would you believe that Harriet Rains gained both fame and a husband imme-
diately after graduating? The next thing I saw through the machine was a page of the
New York Times showing a picture of a charming family at their country home. The
mother played with the twins while the father looked on with evident pride. Beneath
the picture was an article which told how Harriet Rains was spending the summer with
her family on the farm, after having successfully published "The Loves of Lillian," the
best seller of the year.

The next scene I recognized as Five Points in Atlanta, with its usual rush, bustle
and hurrying throng of people. In this ever-changing crowd, my attention was drawn to
one spot undisturbed by the hurry of the crowd. This spot was just off the corner of the
sidewalk directly in front of Nunnally's. There beside a pot hanging from a tripod stood
a lassie, clad in sombre garments and wearing an old-fashioned poke bonnet, whose plain-
ness was somewhat relieved by a red ribbon around the crown, which bore the words,
"Salvation Army." She was steadily ringing a bell which induced an occasional pass-
erby to give alms. From time to time, persons from the crowd would stop to talk and as
the lass responded, she raised two large, calm, brown eyes and I had little trouble in
recognizing Mary Kate.

Whilst I was wondering what had induced her to discard the once-loved rouge and
other frivolities of fashion, that familiar scene changed to one that was at the same time
both strange and familiar. I found myself gazing at a hill on which were several im-
posing structures. On closer examination, I could read this inscription on the arch above
the gateway, "University of LaGrange." Although the campus had been enlarged and
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where many of our happiest hours had been spent. Girls were strolling everywhere as of
yore, but could I believe my eyes, were those really men who were walking about as if
they, too, belonged there? It was hard to believe that LaGrange which was formerly
most emphatically a college for young women, where the very occasional man was viewed
with extreme interest, now admitted men into its academic halls. I was feeling some-
what saddened to think that every thing was completely changed since my day, and I
knew nobody among all those groups, when suddenly a woman came out of one building
and walked across to another. There was something hauntingly familiar about her size
and carriage and I spent the next few seconds in trying to remember where I had known
that walk. When I next looked through the instrument, I found myself gazing into a
large, splendidly equipped gymnasium. The class had assembled and was waiting for
orders. I naturally looked for the person who was to issue the commands. There on a
raised platform at one end of the room stood the same person who had so greatly inter-
ested me as she crossed the campus. She was clad in bloomers and middy which made her
size more noticeable than it had been on the campus. The class came to position and I
followed her as she led them through the easy graceful motions of a dance step. It
seemed to me that I could almost hear that command of my gym days given so briskly
and executed so charmingly by Miss Potter "Step-Bend-Step- Point ! " With this
memory a thousand others came rushing back and I marveled at my stupidity in not recog-
nizing Mary Lizzie Wright before.

After a long sigh, I turned to Mr. Edison to express my wonder at this marvelous
invention and to thank him for the pleasure he had given me in thus affording me the sight
of my classmates and flooding my mind with delightful reminiscences of my college days,
when the door burst open and Ila rushed in exclaiming, "For goodness sake, Jennie Mae,
get up. It's five minutes 'til breakfast."

Jennie Mae Erwin, '18.

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Senior Will

STATE OF GEORGIA, County of Troup.

SCttflUl All Mttl bg aJljrse llresentB, That we, the Senior Class of 1918, of
LaGrange College, in said state and county, being in possession of a sound mind, memory
and understanding, do make and publish this, our last will and testament, hereby ex-
pressly revoking any will that may have been made by us heretofore.

ITEM 1 . To Miss Davies, our honored president, to whom we are deeply indebted
for the interest she has continually manifested in us, we do bequeath to be held by her in
trust, for the benefit of less well-behaved Seniors, our soft voices, gentle manners, and
our sweet dispositions.

ITEM 2. To Miss Winslow, our dean, who has always been so ready and willing
with her help and advice, we bequeath a perfect system of Student Government which,
when assumed by the Student Body, is guaranteed to give the dean not the slightest care
or uneasiness.

ITEM 3. To Mr. Tague, we will enough of our youth to keep him from ever grow-
ing old. We especially wish it to enable him to preserve that boyish glee and that man-
ner of slapping his knee when amused, that he displayed at the circus and on similar
occasions.

ITEM 4. To the Faculty, we, mindful of their longsuffering and forbearance, be-
queath the memories of our recitations only.

ITEM 5. We recommend our ability for sound reasoning and understanding to
the Juniors and underclassmen, hoping and assuredly believing that unencumbered by
these, we may be able to seek our fortunes in the fields of matrimony in case teaching
should prove too strenuous an occupation.

Item 6. To Louise Foster, Maud Harris bequeaths her dignity to be used at all
executive meetings. To Laura Lee Satterfield and Evelyn Goggans, her wonderful gym
ability to be used only when all efforts toward cutting fail.

Item 7. To Josephine Haley, O'Lura Campbell leaves her quiet and demure
manner and to the next librarian, her presence in the library.

ITEM 8. To Emily Allen, Mary Connally wills her winning smile and charming
grace. To Alma Murphy, her extensive correspondence from "Somewhere in France,"
together with her various souvenirs, pictures, etc.

ITEM 9. To Miss Gane, Nellie Humber leaves her babyish ways and the prefix
"Little" to be attached to her name. To Gus Childs, her little white shoes to be worn
on all dress occasions.

ITEM 1 0. To Evelyn Smith, her roommate, Harriet Rains wills and bequeaths
her ready tongue and extensive conversational powers. To Lillian Van Devender, her
treasured pictures fof which Lillian has always entertained such admiration.

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ITEM 1 I . To Lois Hall and Ila Clark, Jennie Mae Erwin wills and bequeaths
and leaves her love, esteem, affection and devotion, said riches to be divided equally,
provided the division can be made without the usual "bayonet charge," sometimes in
evidence on the Third Floor Hawkes.

ITEM 12. To Sara Ruth Henderson, Mary Kate Clements wills her extra amount
of hair to be used every day and on special occasions. To Lois Hall, her ability to
speak English worthy of a Senior to take the place of "Little Lois's" delightful baby
prattle of her Junior year.

ITEM 1 3. To anyone needing a rest, Clara Evans wills her readiness to take any
known disease. To Marie Clay, her letters from Auburn, provided they do not come
too often.

ITEM 1 4. To Dorothy Bledsoe, Mary Lizzie Wright wills a box of hairpins to
pin up stray curls.

ITEM 15. To Murrell Roach, Mardel Taylor wills her slothfulness, and her ex-
tensive knowledge of big words to be used on date nights.

Item 1 6. To Ruth Taylor and Rebie Haley, Frances Black wills her place in
the church choir, as it will take two to fill the vacant space.

Item 1 7. To Miss Potter, Duane Campbell wills her front seat at vaudeville and
also at church, hoping that she will thoroughly enjoy their advantages.

ITEM 1 8. We hereby appoint the Eakes twins as our executors, and desire that
our bequests be made properly and in order. Signed this day in our presence and by
our hands, THE CLASS OF 1918.

Witness: HARVEY Reed, Jr.
Tom Carter

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Our President

We'd like to toast a certain name we've heard a lot this year,

A name that breathes to those who hear our mingled love and fear,

A name well-known throughout our State and >t>\'er the Sunny South

Her fame is sung on every hand and ptas8t from mouth to mouth.

O it's "Miss Davies" this, and "Miss Davips? jtaat, an^d^Miss_ Davies" is a dear,

And it's "Go see Miss Davies" whenever TronbfesappearT ~Y~^J t ~*\J

Whenever troubles appear, O girls, whenever troubles appear,

O it's "Go see Miss Davies," whenever troubles appear.

And when a foolish maiden has transgressed a college rule.
She will fear a certain office bove every place else in school,
But all the maids who have no need their actions to defend
Will find their college President the jolliest kind of friend.

O it's "Miss Davies" this, and "Miss Davies ' that, and "Miss Davies's mighty kind,"
But it's "Look out, she's coming, girls," when there's mischief in the wind.
When there's mischief in the wind, we say, when there's mischief in the wind,
O it's "Look out, she's coming, girls," when there's mischief in the wind.

Or if, perchance, a wicked youth has climbed the college hill,
To pry about and talk to girls, so much against their will -
He'll find the Hill lots warmer than a sultry night in June,
While the girls lean out the windows and chant this little tune:

"O it's 'Miss Davies' here, and 'Miss Davies' there, and 'Miss Davies' everywhere,
For 'She's Sherlock Holmes the Second' when the boys ate on a tear,
When the boys are on a tear, O friends, when the boys are on a tear,
For 'She's Sherlock Holmes the Second' when the boys are on a tear.''

There's many things we'd like to toast about our leader fair,
The stylish clothes she graces and the way she wears her hair,
Her gift of public speaking, her wisdom and her wit,
But we could never do her justice in attempting it.

For "Miss Davies" here, and "Miss Davies" there, and "Miss Davies" every way,

Is a superior kind of person that you don't meet every day,

That you don't meet every day, 'tis true, that you don't meet every day.

She's a superior kind of person that you don't meet every day.

So we'll simply have to pledge her in a glass of water clear,
As the very finest President you'll find both far and near,
And we'll treasure her forever while we go our several ways.
As the trusted counselor of our happy days,

For it's "Miss Davies" this, and "Miss Davies" that, and "Miss Davies, you're true blue,"

And now we join together to drink a health to you.

To drink a health to you again, to drink a health to you,

And now we join together to drink a health to you.

The Seniors.

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Nineteen-Eighteen

Junior Class

Class Motto "Smile Smile."

Class Flower White Carnation.

Class Colors Green and White.
OFFICERS

Iris Fullbright - President

ELMIRA Grogan Vice-President

Lois Hall Secretary and Treasurer

Ruth Henderson Class Editor

Dorothy Bledsoe Cartoonist

Miss Alberta McCloud Sponsor

MEMBERS

Dorothy Bledsoe

Dusky Cotton

Iris Fullbright

Elmira Grogan
Lois Hall

Ruth Hardy

Ruth Henderson

Mary Rutland

Nineteen-Eighteen

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Nineteen-Eighteen

The Junior Grin

Douglas Fairbanks has a grin that's worth his rveight in gold.
And Charlie Chaplin s next in line when all is done and told;
Fred Stone, also, and Bunny too, have done their grinning bit,
'Til this old world has held its sides and liked to have a fit;
But best of all, I'll speak it low, for all will Want to know
Is a grin I've seen excelled by none and practiced here below
It starts at dawn and lasts 'til night, yes, smiles itself to sleep
And Waking feels itself expand, this grin the Juniors keep.

We're glad that we own it,
We're glad that you've known it.
We're glad that we grew it.
And are glad we can strew it.
The Junior Grin.

We're glad to employ it
Because you enjoy it;
We're glad it's extensive.
We're glad not expensive.
The Junior Grin.

We're glad we can give it.
We're glad we can live it.
We're glad we can't lose it.
We win when we choose it.
The Junior Grin.

We're proud to retain it.
We need not explain it.
We're proud to begin it.
Only Juniors can grin it.
The Junior Grin.

SOPH

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Nineieen-Eighteen

Sophomore Class

COLORS Yellow and White.

FLOWER Shasta Dais]).

Motto "B sharp, B flat never, B natural, B square ever."

Yell "Yellow and White, Yellow and While,
Sophomores are the best in sight!
Rah! Rah! Yellow!
Rah! Rah! While!
Sophomores! Sophomores!
They're all right!"

President
. Vice-President
Secretary and Treasurer
Athletic Captain
Sponsor

OFFICERS

coretta teasley

Georgia Haley .

Louise Taylor

Ruth Taylor

Miss Hilda Threlkeld - . ....

MEMBERS

Louise Taylor

Robbie Lee Thompson
Vera Griffith

Myrtle Jackson
Mattie Turner

Kathleen Grogan
coretta teasley
Ruth Taylor

Kate Walker

Georgia Haley

Allyne Mayfield
Grace McRee

Ida Lee Saye

Nineteen-Eiehteen

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Nineteen-Eighteen

The Song of the Sophs

Tramp, tramp, tramp.
The Sophs are marching;

Cay and bright they trip along.
Twelve young maidens forward marching

With their brave and hearty song.

In the fall they heard the summons
To their Alma Mater s hall,

Without halting, without flinching.
Rallied they unto her call.

Broke the battle, swift and fearful.
Stalwart at their post stood they.

Never faltered in the conflict
Of the terrible class fray.

"To the charge," the teachers ordered;

Locks dishevelled, glances wild,
Minds o'er freighted with all knowledge.

Armed, into exams they filed.

At the fatal siege of English
Came the first disaster dread;

While in the midst of perilous dangers,
A Sophomore fainted on her head.

Two were drafted to the forces
Where the young ideas shoot.

Now with rod and ferule lifted
They are making others root.

Then came Cupid with his arrow.
Glanced their lessened number o'er.

Shot his shaft with fatal cunning
On a Miss, who is no more!

In the fell assaults of fever.

Three were vanquished by the foe;
When they saw their friends' misfortune.

Deep and dire was the Sophs' woe!

Near the final close of battle.

Staunchly does the remnant stand.

Ranks depleted, battle scarred.
Still determined is this band.

Out across the campus ringing

Comes the sound of their command-,
"Up, girls, up, for time is fleeting,

Over the top to Junior Land!"

Tramp, tramp, tramp.
The Sophs are rushing;

Double quick they hurry pass.
Seven Sophs pursuing glory

Have attained the Junior Class.

"OtfEfoTrie: Top"

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Nineieen-Eighieen

Freshman Class

Motto "He conquers rvho conquers self."

Flower Killarney Rose.

Colors Pink an & Green.

Yell "I - 2- 3- 4- 5- 6-7,

All good children go to heaven;
If you get there, you xvill see.
Freshmen, Freshmen, Rah, Rah, Ree!"

OFFICERS

Patti Ware President

ALICE Tague Vice-President

Sarah Ruth Henderson Secretary and Treasurer

Miss Cora E. Potter Sponsor

MEMBERS

Thelma Chunn
Ruth Baker

Lulline Tompkins
Dora Eakes

Frances Williams
Sara Davis

Kate Davis

Evelyn Goggans
Delle Walker

Marjorie Kurfees
Nora Eakes

Elizabeth Clark
Martha Kaney

Nineteen-Eighteen

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Nineteen-Eighteen

FirsT: Days at

by

College

patty, Poetical primme, Freshmun.

on the Tenth of September,

in the rain And the chil
How well i remember

that climb up the Hill.
Thru the statley entrance they ussherred me:

the walls looked Bear and wite.
and soon my room i wuz to sea

where they left Me for the nite.
next Day, i had to things to do

and how my Hart did beat
When first came the prusedints inntervue

and Then a rummate to grete,
it didnt tak us long To get?

feling quiet at home
and now there isnt a gurl i bet

Who wishes she hadnt cum.
L. c. gurls must never shyrk

so every single day
we always plan to do our Work

and after work comes play,
well never Fergit our sister Class

"When they are gone and were still hear,
for Never did they let us pass

without a word of chere!
now ate short months have pased

The shortest ever scene;
not very mutch longer will we be clasted

as freshman And grene
A long tyme it may seam

but troothfully and we say,
we will loyel be to pinke and grene,

even after graduashun day!

LoLLeige

Irregulars

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Nineteen-Eighieen

College Irregulars

Colors Rainbow Colors.

Flower White Rose.

MOTTO "Da Dextram Misero."

OFFICERS

President

Vice-President

Secretary and Treasurer

Sponsor

MEMBERS
Ola Stephens

Tennella Tingle
Mary Kimbrough

Marion Van Gorder
Alma Murphy

Veola Jarrell

Anberry Amos
Emily Allen

Lillian Van Devander
Sara O'Neal

Gladys Vickers
Otis Marsh

Marion Van Gorder
Gladys Vickers .
Tennella Tingle .
Mrs. Matt. Hall .

Nineteen-Eighteen

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Nineteen-Eighieen

As We Like It

We're irregular this and irregular that

From the soles of our shoes to the crown of our hat,

And all that we say and all that we do

Is down right irregular through and through.

We go to our meals just when we please;
As others are hustling we take our ease,
And all day long on the campus sit
While we eat cream cones and slowly f(nit.

When regulars hurry to the practice bell.
We wend our way from the college hill
To look a while at the picture reels
Or the city view from automobiles.

Breakfast is served in our room each day
In Dresden china on a silver tray.

While a French maid dresses our glossy hair *
In a style quite fetching and debonair.

The matron never inspects our rooms

That we need not be fretted by dust pans and brooms;

Nor late at night do we ever cram

Since n>e've been exempt from every exam.

Long may we flourish at old L. C.
Free from all care and regularity;
Forever the envy of each college lass;
Three cheers for the famous Irregular Class.

ub-Fresh

fftfflEttlll''

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Nineteen-Eighteen

Sub-Freshman Regular Class

FLOWER Bachelor Buttons.

Motto "Better death than to agree."

Colors Blue and gold.

OFFICERS

Florence Blanton President

Carlisle C HENAULT Vice-President

Bessie Perry Zeaetuiy and Treasurer

Miss Margaret Eakes Sponsor

MEMBERS

Nell Owings
Maggie Freel

Marguerite Sewell
Corinne Martin

Elizabeth Leonard
Gussie Pearl Childs
Florence Blanton
Pearl Collum

Carlisle Chenault
Margaret Foster
Josephine Haley
Susie Ogletree
Helen Mizell
Gladys Sprouse
Nell Veal

Bessie Perry

Louise Maxwell

Nineteen-Eighteen

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Nineleen-Eighteen

Sub-F reshman Irregular Class

Colors Red, White and Blue.

MOTTO "United tve stand, divided Toe fall!"

Flower American Beauty Rose.
OFFICERS

Murrell Roach President

Lelia Scarborough Vice-President

Mary Lelia Patterson Secretary

Ila Clark Treasurer

MEMBERS

Laura Lee Satterfield
Louise Black
Fannie Sutton
Martha Sutton

Annie Flo Hollingsworth
Louise McDonald
Florrie Poer
Marie Clay

Mary Lelia Patterson
Lelia Scarborough
Ila Clark

Louella Ford

Dorothy Rogers
Thelma Langley
Evelyn Smith
Rebia Haley

Willelia Osborne

Nineleen-Eightcen

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Great Flood
on Third Floor

Delia to the Rescue.

Thursday morning about noon, the wa-
ters on the third floor began to rise and
in an incredibly short time overflowed
their basin. The disaster was discovered
by Dean Winslow. For a time, ruin and
devastation threatened the surrounding
country, but Delia with the timely assist-
ance of broom and mop saved the day.

PRESIDENT GIVES ULTIMATUM.

You must appear in the dining room
within three minutes after the bell if
you want any breakfast, for at the end
of three minutes the door is to be
locked. This is the substance of Presi-
dent Davies' remarks before the entire
college family in the dining hall last
evening.

KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES.

The magazines ordered for the college
through the donation of Mr. Joe Dunson
and Mr. Tom Thornton are beginning to
arrive, and now it is possible for the
college to have the latest in fiction, poli-
tics and war news.

COLLEGE COMFORT SENT TO
SOLDIERS.

Last week, the attractive comfort made
by the various members of the faculty
and student body of the college was sent
to the Red Cross. The center of the
comfort is composed of different colored
squares, knitted of course, while the bor-
der consists of black and red ones, the
college colors. The success of the com-
fort is due to the efforts of Mrs. Tague.

HURRAH FOR SUBS!

THEY PLANT BULBS!

In the spring, we may well expect to
see a crowd, a host of golden daffodils.
The Subs have been up and doing, and
have recently planted a quantity of bulbs
in their border bed in the Friendship
Garden.

SORE ARMS AGAIN IN STYLE.

After everybody had gotten calm again
and had recovered from the excitement of
the typhoid inoculation, somebody started

a small-pox scare, and of course we all
ad to be vaccinated. One by one the
girls were called to meet Dr. Park in
Miss Davies' office and undergo the or-
deal. Some wept over it and others
didn't seem to mind, but you may be as-
sured that each one was consoled when
she was told ''The worst is yet to come"
and it has.

PATRIOTISM CONTINUES TO

BE SHOWN ON THE HILL.

On the hill, many evidences of patri-
otism continue to be seen. Much interest
and enthusiasm was displayed recently
when Mr. Harrison lectured in the chapel
on the Conservation of Food. Many of
the students have signed cards pledging
themselves to assist in this conservation.
Several Thrift cards have been purchased
and a great number of the girls are doing
their bit by purchasing thrift stamps.

RETURN TO HAWKES BUILDING.

After an absence of more than two
weeks, the residents of the Hawkes
Building have returned home. Their ab-
sence was made necessary by the bursting
of the boiler and the consequent lack of
heat. During the two weeks in which a
new boiler was being installed, they en-
joyed the hospitality of the Oreon Smith
Building.

INTERESTING MEETING OF IRENIAN
SOCIETY.

At its regular bi-weekly meeting on
Saturday night, the Irenian Society gave
a delightful program on Shakespeare.
The most interesting features of the
program were the account of Stratford-
on-Avon by Miss Threlkeld and the read-
ing of a scene from Macbeth by Miss
Mardel Taylor. The music numbers were
also greeted with much applause.

STEREOPTICAN LECTURE.

Friday night the Student Body had
the pleasure of hearing Mr. Deal, a re-
turned missionary, lecture on the work
being done in Korea. The lecture was ac-
companied by very interesting pictures.

FIRE! FIRE!

Origin of Alarm Unknown.

Just as everybody had settled down
for a quiet evening's work on Friday,
the doors of the Oreon Smith Building
were hastily thrown open and a number
of men rushed in, breathlessly asking
where the fire was. Great excitement pre-
vailed until it was proved a false alarm.
It is thought that the Town Boys turned
in the alarm expecting to have a lark.

PRIMA DONNA HEARD IN CONCERT.

One of the most splendid programs ever
given at the College was the one given
Thursday evening by Madame Francesca
Zarad, our own Miss Mueller accompa-
nying her. Madame Zarad is a soprano
of rare ability. She not only charmed
us with her music, but delighted us with
her attractive personality. Madame was
the guest of the college during her stay
in LaGrange.

WEEK OF PRAYER.

The World's Week of Prayer was ob-
served the past week by the Y. W. C. A.
Every night interesting and instructive
services were held. China, Japan, Africa
and Korea were the subjects under dis-
cussion.

NEW GYMNASIUM TEACHER.

Miss Cora Potter of Boston, Massachu-
setts, arrived Friday to take charge of
the gymnasium work. Miss Potter was
presented to the Student Body at chapel
Saturday and was given a most enthusi-
astic welcome.

GLEE CLUB HARD AT WORK.

From the faithful and continued prac-
tices of our Glee Club, we can readily
infer that the program that they are to
give in two weeks will afford much pleas-
ure and delight. In addition to the con-
cert that they are to give here, they are
planning to give concerts at Auburn and
West Point some time in the near future.
We are very proud of our Glee Club, and
we feel that they will meet with well-
merited success in whatever they under-
take.

PROPOSED TOUR ANNOUNCED.

From the chapel platform this morn-
ing, the President announced that she
would leave immediately on a tour of in-
spection through the rooms of the Oreon
Smith Building and the Hawkes Building.
This announcement came as a surprise to
the Student Body who regretted keenly
that they had not sufficient time to make
preparations for the suitable reception of
such a visitor. However, they trust that
Miss Davies will derive much pleasure
I and satisfaction from her journey.

HASH

HASH

Served occasionally by
4A English

Office
(not the Kitchen)

Rates
Hunger for news.

Blanton Editor-in-Chief

Chenault Literary Editor

Rogers Society Editor

Veal Athletic Editor

Clay Art Editor

Roach and Clark Business Managers

SUB-FRESH DEPARTMENT

Even the opposition and rivalry of the
Regular and Irregular classes of the Sub
Department in the fierce and desperate
track meet did not sever the bond of
friendship between them. By the next
morning, they had arrived at terms of
peace. So great was that peace that
the classes decided to be pictured side
by side in the Quadrangle, and to be
represented jointly in the pages of Hash,
a part of which is to be copied in the
annual.

Last September there was only one
organization in the Sub Department, and
both in quantity and quality they threat-
ened to take the honors from the college
classes in athletics at least. But later
the Irregulars withdrew and formed a
separate body. There has been no fric-
tion between the classes, and without
doubt the division will result in encourag-
ing that spirit of friendly rivalry which
so often aids growth.

COLLEGE LIFE.

College is an important factor in ev-
ery girl's life, since it is there that she
outgrows her childish dependencies and
begins to develop a sense of responsibil-
ity and self reliance. College broadens
her in every way, from darning her own
stockings and mending her clothes to
making the character-building decisions
of critical moments. Not only is she de-
veloped mentally and physically but she
is helped socially. At college a girl is
thrown in contact with large numbers of
people of different thoughts and feel-
ings, and it is there that her life-long
friends are made. In fact, every girl
who does not spend at least one year in
some college is lacking that finer some-
thing that the girl who has been to col-
lege possesses. The world has long since
recognized the importance of colleges for
women, and now it is possible for almost
every girl to enjoy the benefits and privi-
leges of a college life.

"I fear." said the postage stamp on
the girl's letter home, "I am not stick-
ing to facts."

Don't smile in your sleeve, use your
face.

THE TRACK MEET.

The week preceding the track meet
was filled with much enthusiasm and dem-
onstrations of class spirit. The Reg.
Subs. Sophs and Seniors were to oppose
the Irreg. Subs, Freshmen and Juniors.
When the night arrived, the Junior side
taking the plan of its oprjonents. marched
all over the place singing and yelling.
The other side, not to be outdone, march-
ed into the gymnasium where the meet
was to be held. After forming an S
which stood for Senior, Soph and Sub.

it gave its yells. Then the stunts were
begun. Some of the most interesting
were the "Cornflakes Put," "The Stand-
ing Broad Grin" and "The Light Race."
Each side had splendid representatives
and every race was closely run. Almost
everyone was glad when the decision came
and proved each side equally strong.

A PERFECT DAY.

Some people say that girls love to
dress, and I suspect it's true. If it is.
then one Monday recently was a perfect
day for all L. C.'s real girls. There
never was such dressing and primping I
heard one girl say she had dressed eight
times. The whole day was given over to
beautification, and all for one man the
photographer. I fear that all this gentle
labor was wasted on him for most peo-
ple primp for him. But it was not in
vain, for the proofs came back last week,
and though the familiar wail "Isn't mine
horrid" was heard not infrequently, these
proofs promise that there will be some
good-looking pictures in the Annual.

FRIENDSHIP WAR FUND.

The colleges of the country are raising
a fund to help the Y. M. C. A. work be-
ing done across the waters among the
boys who are fighting our battles for us.
L. C. must do her bit. Will you help?
Denv vourself a movie and a soda. Give
to this cause. Don't be a SLACKER. Be
a patriot for your college by being a pa-
triot for your country. Others are giving,
why can't we? Girls, do it now.

The above was the substance of an ap-
peal by the Y. W. C. A., and right nobly
was it answered. Not only were foolish
expenditures reduced, but some genuine
sacrifices were made, and in a very few
weeks five hundred dollars was sent from
our college.

MISS ERWIN APPEARS IN RECITAL.

Miss Jennie Mae Erwin of Calhoun
gave her diploma recital in voice Mon-
day evening. Miss Erwin's singing is
quite popular at LaGrange and that even-
ing she was quite pleasing, especially in
her German songs. Misses Potter, Hall.
Harris and Parks assisted her on the
program, and we may say it was one of
the best recitals of the year.

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF SUBS.

The Third Floor.

I'm glad I came to old L. C.

I like it more each day,
L. C. is the place for me

It's naturally made that way.

And the best place at old L. C.

Is way up on third floor
If we don't kill a big'un there

Well, I don't know.

Third floor is the wildest place

I ever 'most did see.
But when we see Miss Winslow's face

Things quiet down, gee!

I'm glad I live up on third floor.

I like the noise up there;
I love the slam of every door

And Huggin's laugh to hear.

Maybe I have said enough

But let me tell you, Hon,
If you come to old L. C.

Third floor's the place for fun.

EVENING WITH UNCLE REMUS.

The 4A English Class recently gave a
unique Uncle Remus program in the gym-

nasium. The entire program, consisting
of plantation songs, negro dances, sketch
of Harris' life and some Uncle Remus
stories, was given in negro dialect and
negro costume. Nell Veal, as a little ne-
gro girl, was very clever and her jigging
delighted the audience. Ila Clark, with
Leila Scarborough accompanying her on
the guitar, was pleasing in her songs.
Murrell Roach was a typical Uncle Remus.
Time to comment on the entire program
fails us, but we may call the evening a
success.

WHY BE PALE? CHANGE YOUR
COMPLEXION IN ONE INSTANT.

Miss Ruth Taylor, of Covington, Ga.,
writes that for years she had been with-
out color. But now since she has been
using Velvetina Rouge, she never wor-
ries about her complexion, for with only
two dabs of the puff she can put roses
in her cheeks.

For all Velvetina Beauty Hints con-
sult Madame Lois Hall.

NEW BOOK OF TRAVEL.

"How to See Atlanta in One Day" is
one of the most recent and interesting
books of travel. It is based on the per-
sonal experiences of the authors, Black,
Blanton & Erwin. and will prove itself
immensely valuable to all tourists. Pub-
lished by Hash Pub. Co. Please mention
this paper in writing. (adv)

AUBURN GLEE CLUB.

The concert given by the Auburn Glee
Club in our auditorium was largely at-
tended, and everybody seemed to enjoy
the lively and original program.

ADVICE.

So live, that when Miss Winslow summons
you

To meet her in that dread office
Where sooner or later all must call,
Thou go not like a wretched culprit,
Homesick and forlorn, but sustained and
soothed

By a sense of no wrong, approach thy
fate

Like one who dressed in her Sunday's
best

Walks down the street to get a college
special.

SLIPPING.

I know it is a sin

For me to slip out and in

During study hour.
But my neighbors have a spell
They charm exceedingly well,

Beyond my power.

And if I should ever be
A teacher at old L. C.

In years to come.
Let them slip as I do now
I'm not truly mean. I vow

And have some fun.

ON BEING SICK

When I was in the infirmary,
People were awful good to me
They sent me notes 'most every day.
You'd better get sick it sure does pay.
They sent me gelatin and ice cream, too,
I know they'd be that nice to you.
And then what do you think?
They sent carnations white and pink.
I had Baby Vic. too, to play,
And they came to the window 'most every
day.

Mrs. Rawlings. too, was mighty kind
She came in the room a lots of times.
But with all the attention in the world
That's a lonesome place for a sick girl.

HASH

SEW-SEW CLUB ENTERTAINED.

The Sew-Sew Club met last Saturday
evening in the rooms of Misses Scarbor-
ough and Roach. The guests were the
members of the club, and they spent the
evening delightfully in sewing and con-
versation. The club pins were presented
to the members, Misses Erwin, Black,
Blanton, Kurfees, R. Taylor, M. Taylor,
Clay, Humber, Hall, Scarborough, Pat-
terson and Roach. Later the hostesses,
assisted by Misses Patterson and Clay,
served a delicious salad course.

WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT.

We wish to announce in these columns
the marriage of Roberto, the hired man,
to his Juliet of kitchen fame. The wed-
ding came as a surprise to his friends.

HOUSE-WARMING.

Miss Margaret Eakes delightfully en-
tertained at her home on Friday night in
honor of the return of Third Floor. Miss
Brookes assisted Miss Eakes in receiv-
ing her guests and in serving them with
hot chocolate and crackers. The occa-
sion was remarkable for its display of
handsome evening gowns and certain
freaks of fashion.

HILLTOP HAPPENINGS.

Miss Evelyn Smith has returned to
the college after having spent some time
with her parents in Palmetto.

Miss Vaughn is learning to knit.

On account of a lame foot, Miss Marie
Clay will spend the next few days on the
campus.

Miss Mary Kimbrough and Dusky Cot-
ton spent Thursday at the carnival in
Chipley.

WANTED.

WANTED Some roach powders.
Leila Scarborough.

WANTED To be warned beforehand.
-Miss Vaughn.

WANTED A pass in Latin. Virgil
Class.

WANTED A ukelele exterminator.-
L. C. Girls.

WANTED The Household Chemistry
class to have a little sense. Miss Car-
michael.

WANTED Glasses to Seay. M. L.
Patterson.

LATEST NOVELTY!

JUNIOR GRIN

Wear it stretched broadly across the
mouth and hooked over each ear. It is
guaranteed to make any countenance chic.
For Samples apply to

(adv.)

JUNIOR CLASS

Miss Ola Stephens is cutting her baby
teeth.

Robert failed to get in the army be-
cause his legs were too short and he had
a tendency to disease and other disagree-
ables.

Miss Bessie Perry was hostess recently
at a charming "Kid Party."

For the first time in her four years of
college life. Miss Mardel Taylor was con-
fined to her room last week on account
of sickness.

Mrs. Culpepper, nee Miss Estelle Jones,
last year's English Professor, was recent-
ly the guest of Miss Mueller.

Judging from a certain picture display-
ed last week on the bulletin board, Miss
Gane with her soldier beau has outdone
us all.

TO LET

THREE NICE QUIET ROOMS

IN THE INFIRMARY.

Left in excellent condition by last occu-
pants.

Apply to
MRS. RAWLINGS.

CORRESPONDENCE COURSE

LEARN TO CATCH A SOLDIER

For particulars send a stamped, self-ad-
dressed envelope to

MISS KATHLEEN GROGAN,
Elberton, Georgia.

(adv.)

FRESH PARTY.

In honor of St. Valentine, the Fresh-
man Class entertained the Junior Class
with a theatre party down in the city. On
the return the Fresh treated their guests
to ice cream and cake which were charm-
ingly served in Miss Potter's room. Judg-
ing from the pleased expressions which
the Juniors wore the following day, they
had a rare time.

NON-PARTY.

Friday night, the Seniors, Sophs and
Subs did not entertain at a beautifully
appointed midnight feast behind closed
doors and locked windows. When the
guests did not enter the door, they were
not greeted by a pretty Cupid hanging
above the beautifully decorated table
which was not in the middle of the room
or elsewhere. After they did not spend
a short time in merry conversation, deli-
cious refreshments which did not consist
of ice cream and cake, were not served.
This feast was greatly enjoyed by the
Subs, Sophs and Seniors, who were not
present.

VOGUE PARTY.

Soon after the opening of school, the
Mezzofantian Society entertained the new
girls with a novel and unique party. The
guests assembled in the front parlors,
and the door was opened into the back
parlor disclosing a room in a department
store where a customer was buying her
trousseau. Several voguish gowns were
strikinely displayed on stunning models.
After this an interesting contest in de-
signing was enjoyed.

LOST AND FOUND.

FOUND Somewhere to go. Glee Club.

LOST A big face. Miss Carmichael.

LOST My hair. Katie.

FOUND A home.-
her Third Floor."

-"Miss Eakes and

LOST The preachers. All of us.

FOUND Silvey threads among
gold. Ruth Hardy.

the

FOUND A poet. Murrell Roach.

LOST Toothbrush. Reward if i
turned in good condition. Ila Clark.

FOUND An
Nell.

old love. Thelma and

TiOST A cord on the eukelele. Rebie
Haley.

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen -Eighteen

Student Government

LL STUDENT GOVERNMENT is, and should be, based on the Honor

System. For the success of this system, it is essential for each pupil to have

embedded in her character the fundamental principles of truth and honesty. La-
Grange College, through her Student Government, strives to uphold these standards
standards of honesty, fair dealing and impartiality in all matters. Mistakes there are,
and will be, but each day, each year, sees the strengthening of a government that is de-
veloping a body of students, who will bring trained members to bear on questions of right
and wrong, and who will have the courage to carry out right discussions; a government
that is training for efficiency, not an efficiency that is an end in itself, but a means to the
end of increasing human happiness ; a government that is fostering, not stunting, individ-
ual initiative; a government that is engendering a spirit of unity and love, which gives rise
to a loyal enthusiasm for all good things, which warms the heart, and which inspires to
good deeds that one may be worthy of Alma Mater.

As long as this college endures and may its years be endless so may this Student
Government render service. As this college grows in strength, so may this Student Gov-
ernment, as its hand-maiden grow, and may every student be a better woman, a better
servant of humanity, because of her membership in it.

Yet not for power (power of herself
Would come uncall'd for) but to live by law,
Acting the law we live by without fear;
And, because right is right, to follow right
Were wisdom in the scorn of consequence."

"Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control,
These three alone lead life to sovereign power.

That is the spirit of Student Government, and may it descend upon every student of
LaGrange College.

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

Student Government Association

OFFICERS

Maud Harris President

Iris FuLLBRIGHT Vice-President

Dorothy Bledsoe Vice-President

Ruth Taylor Secretary

Marjorie Kurfees Treasurer

EXECUTIVE BOARD

Mary Kate Clements
Myrtle Jackson

Ola Stephens

Veola Jarrell

Patti Ware

Nell Veal

Ila Clark

Carlisle Chenault
Florrie Poer

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Young Woman's Christian Association

"Not by might, nor by power, but by My spirit; saith the Lord."

AT LaGRANGE COLLEGE, the Y. W. C. A. is a real force in the endeavors
to promote the best interests of the students along all lines. Definite Christian pur-
pose, lofty standards of honor, beauty of service, ideals of real democracy, a gen-
uine sentiment of patriotism, a belief in the fine possibilities of social life are principles in-
culcated by this organization. Our students more and more are feeling a sincere interest in
its work, and more and more are giving themselves to its service, thereby strengthening the
Association, and developing leadership among themselves.

Regular prayer meetings, usually led by students, are held twice each week; occa-
sional meetings are arranged for by the Missionary and Temperance Committee. Many
very helpful services are provided on special occasions, as on Easter and Thanksgiving.
All of these are made more attractive by the careful planning of the Poster, Music and
Decoration Committees. Mission Study classes meet weekly. Good times are frequently
arranged for the entire school by the Social Committee, a very important part of the
Y. W. C. A. life.

This year much enthusiasm was shown in the raising of the War Fund. In a short
while, five hundred dollars were collected. How happy the girls were to do their part!

Reports from the Blue Ridge Conference (1917) were brought by Misses Julia
Muse, Maud Harris and Iris Fullbright. The Conference Committee at L. C. is ener-
getic in its efforts to provide means for the next delegation to Blue Ridge in June. Pros-
pects seem good for a larger delegation than usual.

In later life, when bringing to mind the various activities they loved best in college,
no doubt many LaGrange girls will think first of the Y. W. C. A.

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

Young Woman's Christian Association Cabinet

Francis B LACK President

Kate Walker Vice-President

Georgia Haley Secretary

Iris Fullbright Treasurer

CHAIRMEN

ELMIRA GROGAN Devotional Committee

Florence Blanton Social Committee

Maud Harris Conference Committee

Ruth He NDERSON Temperance Committee

Ida Lee Saye Social Service Committee

CARLISLE CHENAULT .... Association News Committee
Nellie HuMBER Music Committee

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Irenian Society

OFFICERS

President

Vice-President

Secretary

Censor

Critic

Chaplain

Marshal

Parliamentary Critic

MEMBERS

Mrs. Ora M. Abbott

I oijisf MrDnisiAi n

Emily Allen

IVTr^ Tax i v IVflnwPRinr

Georgia Allen

Oti^ 1Mar<*w

V 1 lO IVlni\jn

Anbury Amos

Ti if I a TVyl t t<;f

Ruth Rakfr

Sara O'NrAi

Francis Riack

\X/lI I Fl A 0<5RrR\TF

Miss Elizabeth Brooks

Nfi I Owincs

Miss H. M. Carmichael

Miss Cora Potter

Thelma Chunn

Harriet Rains

Mary Kate Clements

Mrs. Harvey Reed

Dusky Cotton

Dorothy Rogers

Irene Combs

Marguerite Sewell

Jennie Mae Erwin

Miss Hallie Smith

Clara Evans

Evelyn Smith

Iris Fullbright

Gladys Sprouse

Luella Ford

Laura Lee Satterfield

Miss Ada Gane

Ola Stephens

Evelyn Goggins

Eloise Stephens

Vera Griffith

Fannie Sutton

Georgia Haley

Ruth Taylor

Josephine Haley

Mardel Taylor

Rebie Haley

Louise Taylor

Maud Harris

CORETTA TEASLEY

Ruth Henderson

Robbie Lee Thompson

Annie F. Hollingsworth

Lulline Tompkins

Nellie Humber

Tenella Tingle

Myrtle Jackson

Alice Tague

Veola Jarrell

Marion Van Gorder

Mary Kimbrough

Miss Vaughan

Margery Kurfees

Gladys Vickers

Thelma Langley

Patti Ware

Corinne Martin

Mary Beverly Ware

Louise Maxwell

Dell Walker

Helen Mizell

Kate Walker

Mary Kate Clements
Myrtle Jackson .
Mary Kimbrough
Willela Osborne .
Francis Black .
Kate Walker .
Martha Sutton
Eloise Stephens .

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Mezzofantian Society

OFFICERS

Dorothy Bledsoe President

Bessie Perry Vice-President

Lillian Van Devander Recording Secretary

Ila Clark Corresponding Secretary

ELMIRA Grogan Treasurer

Dora Eakes Marshal

Mary Lizzie Wright Critic

Nell Veal Auditor

Dorothy Atkinson
Emily Atkinson
Florence Blanton
Dorothy Bledsoe
Carlisle Chenault
Helen Clark
Gussie Pearl Childs
Mary Connally
Marie Clay
Ila Clark
Frances Daniels
Sara Davis
Miss Eakes
Dora Eakes
Nora Eakes
Maggie Freel
Margaret Foster
Louise Foster
Elmira Grogan
Lois Hall
Ruth Hardy
Claire Hill

Sara Ruth Henderson
Mrs. Billy Key
Dora Lane
Sara Morgan
Miss Mueller
Miss McCloud
Susie Ogletree
Adelaide Park
Emily Park
Bessie Perry
Ethel Pike

Mary Lelia Patterson
Florrie Poer
Murrel Roach
Mary Rutland
Sara Segrest
Lelia Scarborough
Miss Maidie Smith
Mattie Turner
Nell Veal

Lillian Van Devander
Frances Williams
Mary Lizzie Wright

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Glee Club

OFFICERS

Mary Kate Clements President

Mary Lelia Patterson Secretary

Lois Hall Treasurer

Mrs. Harvey Reed Director

Nellie Humber Pianist

MEMBERS

Emily Allen
Florence Blanton
Francis Black
Mary Connally
Ila Clark

Carlisle Chenault
Mary Kate Clements
Jennie Mae Erwin
Louella Ford

Lois Hall
Maud Harris
Nellie Humber
Sarah Morgan
Mary Leila Patterson
Miss Hallie Smith
Mattie Turner
Lulline Tompkins
Alice Tague
Lillian Van Devander

Nineteen-Eighieen

THE QUADRANGLE

Dramatic Club

Lois Hall President

MEMBERS

Murrell Roach
Dorothy Rogers
Irene Combs
Willela Osborne
Pearl Collum

Leila Scarborough
Lois Hall
Mardel Taylor
Nora Eakes
Louise Taylor

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Prettiest Girl .
Jolliest Girl
Sweetest Girl .
Most Practical Girl
Most Attractive Girl
Most Popular Girl
Most Original Girl
Most Athletic Girl
Best All-round Girl
Most Intellectual Girl
Most Thoughtful Girl
Best Sport

Best Dressed Girl .
Biggest Falsifier
Biggest Bluffer
Fattest Girl
Thinnest Girl .
Laziest Girl
Meanest Girl .
Biggest Bone .
Most Demure Girl
Most Coquettish
Most Old Maidish Girl
Most Babyish

Election Statistics

First
Louise Taylor
Kate Walker . .
Mary Kimbrough .
Georgia Haley
Mary Kate Clements
Maude Harris
Jennie Mae Erwin .
Lois Hall .
Alice Tague .
Elmira Grogan
Florence Blanton .
Murrell Roach

Second
Jennie Mae Erwin
Gussie Pearl Childs
Thelma Chunn
Ola Stephens
Nellie Humber
Nellie Humber
Florence Blanton
Nell Veal
Maude Harris
Iris Fullbright
Thelma Chunn
Lois Hall

Our Statistics

Mary Leila Patterson .
Dusky Cotton .
Lois Hall .

Nell Veal . . .
Gussie Pearl Childs
Louise Foster .
Maude Harris
Lois Hall .
Mardel Taylor
Marie Clay
Frances Black
Nellie Humber

. Lillian Van Devander

. Maude Harris

. Mary Connally

. Veola Jarrell

. Mary Lizzie Wright

. Mardel Taylor

. Nell Veal

. Georgia Haley

. Louise Taylor

. Mary Kate Clements

. Elmira Grogan

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineieen-Eighteen

Athletic Association

"Mens sana, in corpore sano."

There have been many intellectual men and women who have achieved greatness in
spite of physical handicaps, but these are exceptions. More generally strength of body and
strength of mind go hand in hand. LaGrange College, standing for high, scholarly ideals,
attempts to aid her daughters by encouraging them to build up their physical bodies.

(Signed) MlSS A. FACULTY.

We drill, xve dance, rve sv>im, and horvl,

We lie upon the floor and roll;

We hang upon the high trapeze

And thereby bruise our shapely fanees.

We run, n>e jump, n>e box, and fight
Until our very heads are light;
We do some stunts upon the rings
And lots of other silly things!

(Signed) MlSS I. B. STUDENT.

College Basket-Bail Team

FORWARDS

Ruth Henderson
Sarah Ruth Henderson
Leila Scarborough

GUARDS

Sara Davis
Dusky Cotton
Ruth Taylor
Ruth Baker

JUMPING CENTERS
Lois Hall
Murrell Roach

RUNNING CENTER
Bessie Perry

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineleen-Eighteen

Class B

Junior Team

FORWARDS

Dorothy Bledsoe
Ruth Henderson

GUARDS

Dusky Cotton
Ruth Hardy

JUMPING CENTER
Lois Hall

RUNNING CENTER
Iris Fullbright

et-Ball Teams

Sophomore Team

FORWARDS

Georgia Haley
Robbie L. Thompson

GUARDS

Ruth Taylor
coretta teasley

JUMPING CENTER
Myrtle Jackson

RUNNING CENTER
Kate Walker

Freshman Team

FORWARDS

Alice Tague

Sara Ruth Henderson

GUARDS

Ruth Baker
Thelma Chunn

JUMPING CENTER
Dora Eakes

RUNNING CENTER
Delle Walker

Sub-Freshman Team

FORWARDS

Florence Blanton
Leila Scarborough

GUARDS

Maggie Freel
Nellie Veal

JUMPING CENTER
Murrell Roach

RUNNING CENTER
Bessie Perry

Nineteen - Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

T

ennis

Club

COLORS: Red and White.

Motto: "Hit 'em every shot.

MEMBERS

Pearl Collum
Mattie Turner
Bessie Perry

Florence Blanton
Nell Veal

Carlisle Chenault

Miss Gane
Alice Tague
Miss Potter

Elizabeth Leonard
Gladys Vickers
Miss McCloud

THE QUADRANGLE Nineteen-Eighteen

Town Girls' Club

OFFICERS

Mary Connally President

Betty Clark Secretary

Mattie Turner Treasurer

MEMBERS
Mary Connally
Mattie Turner

Ella Ruth Whatley
Sarah Morgan
% Kate Davis

Betty Clark
Sarah Davis

Francis Williams
Emily Atkinson
Emily Allen
Martha Kaney

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

Kentucky Klub

FLOWER American Beauties. Color Blue (grass).

EMBLEM Kentucky Thoroughbred. Song "Old Kentucky Home."

MEMBERS

Carlisle Chenault
Harriet Rains

Julia Muse

Mrs. John Muse

Mrs. Tally Moncrief
Alice Tague

Miss Hilda Threlkeld

Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Tague

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Merryweather Klub

Color Sea green. Flower Water Lily.

Meeting Place Warm Springs. Sport Chute-chute.

Motto "Merry regardless of Weather."

VEOLA Jarrell, Greenville President

MEMBERS

Miss Ada Winslow, Manchester Honorary

THELMA CHUNN Woodbury

Louise Taylor Luthersville

Marguerite Sewell Lone Oak

CoRINNE Martin Woodbury

Susie Ogletree Durand

U. D.

Ruth Taylor

Marie Clay

Murrell Roach

Nellie Humber

Lelia Scarborough
Lois Hall

Jennie Mae Erwin

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Delta Phi Sigma

Motto "Each for the other and all for the fcesf."
Colors Cold and White. Flower White Rose.

OFFICERS

Mardel Taylor President

MURRELL ROACH Vice-President

Jennie Mae Erwin Secretary-Treasurer

MEMBERS

Nellie Humber Murrell Roach

Mardel Taylor Lois Hall

Ruth Taylor Leila Scarborough

Florence Blanton Francis Black

Jennie Mae Erwin Elmira Grogan

Nineieen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

Beta Tau

OFFICERS

Florence Blanton President

Francis Black Vice-President

RUTH Taylor Secretary and Treasurer

. MEMBERS

Nell Veal

Lois Hall

Francis Black

Jennie Mae Erwin

Florence Blanton

Lulline Tompkins
Bessie Perry

Nellie Humber

Ruth Taylor

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineleen-Eighteen

Psi Sigma

MOTTO "Not quantity but quality."
COLORS Pink and green. Flower Pink carnation.

MEMBERS

Carlisle Chenault

Lillian Van Devander

Nellie Humber

Mary Leila Patterson

Mary Kate Clements

Leila Scarborough

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

Chi Chi Chi

Dell Walker . . . "Fat"
Kate Walker .... "Anii-fat"

Florence Blanton "Pound"

Bessie Perry "Compound"

Francis Black "Sin"

Elmira Grogan "Sincere'

Mary Kate Clements "Max"

Harriet Rains "Climax"

Lillian Van Devander . . . "Anti-Climax"
Evelyn Smith .... "Hearse"
Lulline Tompkins . "Rehearse"

THE QUADRANGLE

Nincteen-Eightccn

So So Club

Murrell Roach
Nellie Humber

Leila Scarborough

Mary Leila Patterson
Mardel Taylor
Marie Clay

Jennie Mae Erwin
Lois Hall

Ruth Taylor
Ila Clark

Florence Blanton

Mary Kate Clements

Nineleen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

F. I. S.

COLOR Tango and Mustard.

Aim To make them wild, simply wild, over us.

Flower Forget-me-not

HONERY MEMBERS
Rebie Haley

Bessie Perry Lulline Thompson

Nell Veal

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineieen-Eighteen

Sisters' Club

OFFICERS None, too much rivalry. Colors Green and yellow.

MOTTO "He thai controlleth his tongue is greater than he that taketh a city."

MEMBERS

Nora Eakes
Dora Eakes

Martha Sutton
Fannie Sutton

Mardel Taylor
Ruth Taylor

Rebie Haley
Josephine Haley

Kate Walker
Dell Walker

Patti Ware

Mary Beverly Ware

Nineteen-Eighteen

THE QUADRANGLE

THE QUADRANGLE

Nineteen-Eighteen

Our Representatives in the U. S. Army and Navy

1918.

K. Adamson

E. Grogan

H. Patterson

G. BOSTAIN

S. Grogan

G. Queen

T. P. Brookes

E. Good

W. Rice

L. Baker

H. Harris

T. Roach

J. Betts

J. R. Hall

A. J. Rosetta

R. I. Bledsoe

J. R. Hall, Jr.

A. J. Rosetta

H. T. Bledsoe

P. Hall

O. Stephens

H. E. Bowden

L. B. Hardy

K. Staples

J. B. Brooks

J. Hutchins

J. Staples

L. Boxx

J. F. Hutchins

L. Sprouse

H. Chester

E. Kemp

O. Stephens

L. Chester

J. KlMBROUGH

B. D. Smith

S. G. Clark

L. Langley

J. Smith

M. C. Clay

I. Lasseter

G. C. Sheridan

C. Childs

C. P. Ledbetter

A. Sutton

E. D. Cook

F. Maddox

J. L. Threlkeld

D. Cook

C. Maddox

J. P. Threlkeld

R. Cotton

R. Maddox

S. Threlkeld

R. L. Dunlap

C. Maxwell

M. Tague

B. Dunlap

Y. Matthews

R. Tague

L. Dunlap

T. McCowan

B. Tague

M. Dye

R. L. Martin

L. Tingle

J. DlLLARD

J. Meadow

F. L. Teasley

W. B. DlLLARD, Jr.

A. MlZELL

O. A. Teasley

N. A. Elam

F. MlZELL

W. Thomason

R. Elam

D. P. Newell

E. Vaughan

K. W. Exum

E. K. Newell

J. W. Veal

G. E. Well

W. Owen

H. Veal

C. C. Foster

H. E. Osborne

J. W. Veal

R. C. Fowler

G. E. Potter

F. Veal

W. E. Franklin

M. Patterson

W. Wheeless

R. Graham

G. Perry

L. Wood

J. Green

O. Perry

L. Ware

O. Grogan

J. R. Perry

D. Ware

LaGRANGE college

The Only Standard College for the
Higher Education of Young Women
Within the Bounds and in the Sole
Possession of The North Georgia
Conference.

PURPOSE

The individual development of character and scholar-
ship for the work of the world in home, church, and
business.

FACULTY

A sympathetic, experienced, and efficient body of in-
structors.

COURSES

The curriculum is that of an A grade college, offering
courses leading to A. B. and B. S. Degrees. It also pro-
vides thorough Academic courses. Special departments
of Music. Art, Expression, Pedagogy, Domestic Science
and Physical Education.

INSTRUCTION
Small classes, individual attention. Young women are
taught HOW to study.

LOCATION

Beautiful and healthful location, easily accessible on
three railways, viz., M. & B A., B. & A., and A. & W. P

COLLEGE LIFE
High standards of social and moral student life. Super-
vised athletics, wholesome, carefully regulated daily
program of work and recreation develop sound bodies and
capable minds.

For catalogue and further information, address
MISS DAISY DAVIES, President
LAGRANGE COLLEGE LaGrange, Ga.

"YOU NEVER CAN TELL."

(Episode at College on the night after the Glee
Club Reception.) 12:30 P. M.

The nocturnal flap-flap of a teacher's slippers is
heard to resound through the empty coridor, then
to pause before Room 508. Through the keyhole
there is a telltale gleam of light. This is in
strict violation of every rule. Grim becomes the
look on the teacher's countenance! A thought
courses through her sleepy, distracted brain, "Ah,
some Auburn boy has left a letter already, or
perhaps the wicked maiden is cramming for to-
morrow's exam." Then her heart softens, (there
is a faint creaking sound while this unaccustomed
change takes place in that startled organ!) "Maybe
the poor child is so worn out by tonight's excite-
ment that she has fallen asleep with her light on."
Noiselessly she turns the knob of the door and
pauses within the shadow of the curtain as-
tounded by the spectacle before her.

The room, struck by the whirlwind of dressing
for the boys, has lost all natural semblance. The
wonted chairs and dressers serve but as frames for
the froth and frill of the moment. The arm chair
used to the dignity of its bay-window has been
dragged to the center of the room and now, holds
in its outraged arms a motley collection. Gym
bloomers hang dangerously balanced on the tip
of the rocker; on one arm among the discarded pet-
ticoats, a middy suit-badge of work-hob nobs
wearily with a glass of milk and a half nibbled
cracker. From the back, alongside the sturdy bath-
robe, a chiffon waist hangs, caught cruelly by its
lace collar and trails despairing arms outflung to
the slippers of the floor. But alas, they have no
sole and offer no assistance!

The dresser is in even a worse plight. (Yet
room order is very strict in this college!) Its
lower drawer is drawn out to a perilous distance,
and all the others leak ribbons and belts. The
top is quite eclipsed. Among the pins and hair-
pins, the stopperless cologne bottle has fallen on
its face and fills the air with its delicate cries for
assistance. A silver slipper for all its tiny dainti-
ness stands arrogantly on the face of the ivory
hand mirror a case of the heel crushing the ser-
pent, Vanity. But of all things a blue garter
flung by a hasty hand has slipped itself down the
oval frame of a picture and stares at the horri-
fied teacher with its complacent blue bow. still
protected by its eternal "Honi soit qui mal y
pense." That is too much. The teacher steps far-
ther into the room to see if the owner of this
cyclone-struck abode has also been devastated by
the excitement.

"Give me that book and blow out that light,"
she thunders. "Don't you know the light bell
rang two hours and a half ago?"

The girl springs up and grasps the book closer
while the world seems to crumble in ice cold
pieces down her back, (she was that kind of a
girl). She realized what had happened. This
the worst of all the teachers! Visions of demerits
campused no going to Auburn with the Glee
Club next week all flashed through her mind.
One look toward the teacher's face tells her the
dire truth there is no hope! Dazedly, she holds
out her Shakespeare note book. It is only camou-
flage, something is hidden within it! The teach-
er's eagle eye has not had long practice for
naught. She bends toward it sternly, while the
girl tries to think where she can best borrow the
money to buy her ticket home. There is an ex-
clamation from the stern lips of the teacher. She
bends closer, more eagerly, over the book as though
she is unable to believe the truth. In her face,
there is a quick shattering of ice as in a pond in
the Spring. Her eye beams, she smiles upon the
girl as radiantly as an L. C. sunset.

"Oh," she cries joyously, "how far have you
gotten? Do you mind turning back and let's be-
gin together? Move over, my dear child, I have
tried all week to get hold of this new copy of
Vanity Fair!"

(Scene II. 2:30 A. M. Everything same as
above.)

BLACK

Plumbing Company

PLUMBING

Steam and Hot Water
Heating

MILL SUPPLIES

LAGRANGE, GA.

A Faithful Reflection

of the New Fashions for
Now and Mid-Summer

Just as the surface of a clear
pool mirrors the image above
it, so do

Callaway's Suits, Coats,
Dresses, Hats, Shoes,
Hosiery and Gloves

reflect the smartest styles of
the season, at all prices in
keeping with our usual cus-
tom of fairness.

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Tea and Shrapnel

"NO BRAINS."

Mary, innocently in Biology Class "Cut out the
brain? I didn't know frogs had brains."

Ruth "They have them, Mary; but like you,
they don't use them much.''

Mr. DlLLARD, on the first Sunday after the col-
lege girls returned "Well, girls, we certainly are
glad to see you all back and boys, we are glad to
see you back, too."

* * *

Sorrentino to Emily Atkinson "Are you a
movie actress?"

Emily "N no, I'm an Episcopalian.''

Jennie Mae and Miss EaKES were talking about
filling the positions men had left. Miss Eakes said,
"I should like to run an elevator."

Jennie Mae "I wouldn't; it has loo many ups
and downs."

HARRIET "Murrel, how are you going to grad-
uate next year?"

MuRREL "Oh, I entered under the old Corin-
thian."

* * *

Sara Ruth, in Bible "Was it Sodom's wife
who was turned to a pillar of salt?"

* * *

"SHEET MUSIC."

Mardel "Where is Marjorie?"

HuGCINS "Up in bed with the sheet over her
head, all tuned up."

Jennie Mae "That is what you would call real
sheet music."

* * *

When some one said that all the cows were dying,
Miss McCloud remarked, "Oh, if all the cows die,
there will be no more butter, milk, and eggs."

* * *

Mrs. Hall, in history class "Nell, can you tell
where the center of the population of the United
States is?"

Nell V. "Yes, ma'am, on page 273."

* * *

ROBERT, (to Mattie H.) "Missus, I found a
towel with your impression on the end, and I put it
on your door."

Ruth "Iris, do you suppose there are two dozen
pickles here?

Iris "Yes, Ruth, I know there are at least
twenty."

* * *

LlLLIAN V. (giving commands in gym.) "Left
foot sideways place, full on it."

* * *

"AFFINITY."
Ruth Baker "There is one thing I don'l mind
dving for, and that is I will meet my affirmative in
Heaven."

BEAUTY HINTS.
Fred, the cook, (to Robert, the butler) "Robert,
don't you know you oughtn't drink coffee? It will
make your complexion too dark."

Nellie "Katie, have you seen that picture of
Ruth Baker's brother? He looks like a movie
actress."

* * #

MlSS Eakes "Florence, who was leader of the
Roundheads in England?"
Curly "Nebuchadnezzar."

MlSS Frazier, answering the door bell, was met
by a strange young man, who said, "May I see my
sister, Ruth Baker?"

Miss Frazier "Just hold the phone a minute,
please.'

Katie Clements "Lillian, wasn't Thomas Jef-
ferson the man who was assassinated? '

Lillian "No, he was the one that took that long
ride one night."

* * *

Miss Frazier went to the phone one night to or-
der some chickens.

"Number, ' said Central. "Chicken," replied
Miss Frazier.

* *

"NEVER!"

GlRL (answering phone) "Hello!"

Voice "I'd like to speak to Miss Davies, please."

Girl "You can't, she's at chapel."

Voice "But it is very important. This is the
Recruiting Officer."

Girl, doubtfully "Well, I'll find her; but it
won't do any good. I know she won't let us enlist."

* * *

"E-PIE-SODE."

Elmira (who has watched with fascinated eyes
the disappearance of Has third piece of pie)
"Miss Threlkeld, I'm glad she's at your table for you
know so much about First Aid."

Miss T. "Yes, but I've never studied explosions."

* * *

"THE LION AND THE MOUSE."
Nell V. "If you don't stop, I'll "
Lois "You? what will you do?"
Nell "I'll step on your toe accidentally."

* * *

TWO OF A KIND.

MlSS FraZIER "Ike, why don't you like choco-
late pie?"

Ike "Cause hits too much lak my own color."

* * *

"O TEMPORA, O MORES!"

MlSS T. (in Eng. VIII) "Mary, what would
happen if a book were published, and press com-
ments condemned it for being risque?"

Mary C. "Every one would devour it."

Miss T. "And if a picture that the censors
would not pass, were shown down street?"

Mary "I'd see it or die."

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ESTABLISHED 1856

''The College Jewelers"

Seals, Society Pins
and Medals

Graduate Optometrist

Prescriptions Filled. Eyes Examined
Broken Lenses Duplicated

LaGrange, Ga.

RAGGENAL COLLEGE
Located in a picturesque woodland estate of
twelve acres on beautiful, sloping hills that pre-
sent a natural decline from the crest of each hill
to the adjoining valley. Stands in a residential
center of wealth and culture (American made),
six miles from Louise, and a stone's throw from
Mrs. Kaney's country store. Noted for its Friend-
ship Garden and swimming pool-dry cleaning
process a specialty. No uniforms, only extra dress
requirements and an unlimited array of varied cos-
tumes that can be adapted to all fancy dress per-
formances from juvenile parties to military wed-
dings. Required three opera coats, ten tulle even-
ing dresses without sleeves, and four automobile
veils. Special attention given to menus, all the
latest modes of serving imported grits, eggs and
hash. Special courses in painting, designing, and
conversation. All prospective pupils are urged to
read Clay and Scarborough's "Natural Beauty of
the Campus.*'

RABUNE COLLEGE.
School of simple home life for girls. Appeals to
parents and girls who desire the quiet country life,
the joy of being free from social activities, extrava-
gant dressing, and association with young men. No
Music or Oratory Departments. The only special
courses emphasized are Domestic Art, including
plain sewing, dressmaking, etc., and Domestic
Science, including cooking, serving of meals, mar-
keting, etc. Every attention is given not only to
the habits of study but also to the moral develop-
ment of each girl. We do not advertise widely be-
cause we are very select in our patronage.

BARUUN COLLEGE.
Baruun is well known throughout the South as
the college of colleges. It is situated in beautiful
country west of the Chattahoochee, with all the ad-
vantages necessary for a student to enioy city life.
The young men who attend this college are the
most handsome and generous known in college cir-
cles. Special attention is given to the development
of boys' fraternities, but no semi-annual dances are
encouraged. Military training not emphasized.

MYORE COLLEGE.
Boys' society school. Non-sectarian. Located in
the heart of a large, progressive metropolis, all city
advantages for theater and shopping. The famous
Myore ideal is to teach the students the art of
wearing a cane and affecting a monocle, to instill
within them the desire to become social leaders.
Each student is offered elaborate courses in these ac-
complishments so that the Myore stamp is unmis-
takable. No religious courses offered, as subjects
are too heavy for our polished social leaders.

NALSEWEY COLLEGE.
The youngest college in the South, founded in
1916. This is our chief pride. A city college with
country advantages. Modern, well-equipped build-
ings, single rooms, opening on screened sleeping
porches, with baths adjoining. Attractive 1 5 acre
grounds. Strict uniform each student is required
to have low-heeled, black shoes, purple suits and
rose shirt waist with green poke bonnets. No chap-
erones required. Church attended annually. The
highest phases of social life encouraged. Dances,
theater parties, banquets and automobile trips among
special and unique features offered our students.
No semester examinations nor A.B. required for
graduation. Young women are encouraged to fol-
lowed their own inclinations without any objectional
or irksome restraints that would curb the assertion
of the ego and the emphasizing of the dominant per-
sonality.

RAGIOGE UNIVERSITY.
The situation is both healthful and advantageous,
in close proximity to a young ladies' school. Our
aim to develop the boy spiritually, physically, men-
tally, morally, athletically, and scholastically. We
never become discouraged in the attempt to attain
unto this ideal. Strict hours are observed by the
boys at all times, and none can leave the campus
without strict chaperonage. Association and cor-
respondence with the fair sex discouraged. That
our young men may be versatile and well prepared
for the demands of the future, they are required
to specialize in Domestic Science. Good homes ob-
tained for all our graduates.

<7& REAL ESTATE REGISTER

Although many scientists
disagree with us, we believe
that most people have a deep
respect for truth and honesty.
Believing in these principles
ourselves, we employ them in
our business. We tell the
honest truth about the prop-
erty advertised. The Real
Estate Register has on file
other lists of very interesting
property, but there are more
reasons than one for not
featuring them here.

For Sale Miss Mary Liz-
zie Wright offers her new
Modiste Shop for immediate
sale. A fine investment as the
shop is well patronized by
women of taste who desire the
latest fashions and like them
as unusual as possible. The
shop may still be directed by

Misses Evans and Sewell, de-
signers of the most original
and bizarre costumes in Amer-
ica.

For Rent The owner of
a bed on third floor Hawkes,
north side, has found that the
south side and the morning
sun are necessary for a slightly
diseased heart. She offers to
rent her comfortable bed to
any one who can endure the
coldness and the slight elec-
tric tension of the atmosphere.

Address, BOX C,

Hawkes Building.

Bargain Madame Mu-
rella Hugginsky, whose name
has been in headlights in
New York for so many years,
offers her famous theater done
in aboriginal style by Hallie

Clare. Since Hugginsky
broke her back in her last
realistic snake dance, she is
going into retirement near the
beautiful city of Auburn,
Alabama. The theater is
offered at a fabulous price.

Wanted A bungalow,"
overgrown with wisteria, in
which two people and a large
Newfoundland dog can live
comfortably. Address,

FRANCIS E. BLACK,
Care Taylor Sisters' Matri-
monial Bureau.

For Sale Misses Harris,
Bledsoe and Fullbright offer
their select young ladies' semi-
nary for sale at a sacrifice.
The buyer must take charge
on or before September 1st.
Cause of sale, nervous break-
down.

IN SPAIN For Rent, Completely Furnished, or For Sale DREAM CASTLE.

LOCATION Southern corner of Spain near the beautiful Mediterranean Sea, where
canoeing may be enjoyed all the year round.

CASTLE Several thousand years old but in perfect condition. Drawing rooms with
many cozy corners ; library filled with best books by doubtful authors; beautiful dining hall,
kitchen and larder in which no hash has ever appeared; music room filled with self-playing
ukuleles and mandolins; fifty bed rooms, etc.

GROUNDS Beautiful boundless park and garden designed after the plan of the famous
LaGrange College Friendship Garden.

FEATURES Enormous swimming pool and dancing pavilion, continually lit by moon-
light, near .

For plans, views and details, address

THE QUEEN OF SHEBA,

The Pal ace, Utopia.

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DOG

MART

JAPANESE SPANIEL.
A high class puppy, a thoroughbred, who meets
with your approval. Very neat, with trim grey
beard and answers to the name of Cata Gu. This
dog not for sale, but there are others of good stock.
Ask the lady who owns one.

GREYHOUND.
A prize winner of excellent pedigree. Upstand-
ing with excellent long lines. Reserved in nature
and select in choice of companions. Has an un-
usually good ear for music. Gets over the ground
rapidly, and has been known to travel great dis-
tances. Goes by name of Ganeda. Write for
terms to

LAKELAND, OHIO.

DOG FOOD.
From careful study and long experience, we have
learned that all dogs of these particular types thrive
on note-books for three meals a day, an occasional
gush of hot air, a weakly dose of themes, some mus-
cular exercise, particularly on Sundays. We pay
the freight on all food. Send for our pamphlet,
"Perfection at Our Expense."

DIE STUDENTEN, Dispensers,
College Hill, Ga.

WHITE TERRIERS.
Dainty, healthy youngsters. Excellent feeders,
can choose and prepare their own food. Jolly play-
mates for the children; two prize-winners in the
Food Conservation Club Sue Hoover and Dora
Rize.

EXUM AND EAKESUM,
(Successors to Meatless and Wheatless)
Culinary, Ga.

BOSTON TERRIER.
A well-bred dog of young stock. If you want a
sturdy, strong little dog, here is one for you. "Cora
possesses unusual vigor, enjoys hikes, and will snap
only when crossed. Can do many tricks, among
them, folk-dancing.

POTTER KENNELS,
Boston, Mass.

WOLF HOUND FOR SALE.
Can hold at bay any number of wolves hungry
for mail, stamps, packages, et cetera, milia, and
tho quiet, is skilled at surprise attacks. The bravest
dog bred, popular at all times, steadfully faithful,
not given to affection.

FRABIER DOG SHOP,
Phone 6, 376, 899-W.

AIREDALE TERRIER.

A splendid dog built along geometrical lines.
Makes friends easily, keenly intelligent, fine com-
panion, absolutely free from distemper, upstanding,
classic stock.

Address

EMMEAKS AIRDALE KENNELS,
Decatur, Ga.

ST.

COLLEC-

BERNARDS SPLENDID
TION.

Good companions and best pets known. Very
fond of milk, will grow to be quite large and
plump. Require only I bottle of milk a day. Quiet,
but faithful and harmless as kittens. Two prize-
winners, Ora and Hattie, for sale. Satisfaction
guaranteed.

KIRKWOOD KENNELS.
College Par\, Ga.

FRENCH BULL DOG.
Our kennels include that remarkable dog, Ada
Wynn, degreed and pedigreed. Guaranteed to quiet
disorder, not playful. Speaks both French and
English fluently and forcefully, and can make hair-
breadth distinctions on any question.

DEAN KENNELS,
South Quadrangle, Ga.

RED CROSS DOG OF ENGLISH BREED-
ING.

Of noted registered ancestry, pedigreed, and ideal
companion. Has seen a year s service already in
present war. Well-trained, willing worker. Can
train other dogs for service.

KNITMORE KENNELS,
Hall, Missouri.

ANTIQUES.
One pair of dark blue boudoir slippers suitable
for daily wear. They will make you feel well-
dressed on any occasion. Guaranteed not to hurt
your feet. Apply to Miss Ila Clark, Hawkes 302.

One old, delapidated, blue serge dress. Worn
for only five years. Apply Miss Mardel Taylor,
Third Floor Hawkes.

BEAUTY CULTURE.
Mane Clay eye lash and eye brow restorer is
harmless; makes lashes appear long, silky, dark and
heavy. Can not be imitated. For free treatment
apply 304 Hawkes.

For latest modes of painting, apply to Misses Pat-
terson, Roach, Erwin and Ruth Taylor.

BOOKS.

Ten Shakespeare note-books sold at ANY
PRICE OR GiyEN AWAY to any guileless
Soph. (They don't know what they are getting.)

Original manuscripts from Eng. I class. Essays
on all leading subjects. To be published posthum-
ously. See A VERDANT FRESHIE.

For Sale, one extensive library of German vol-
umes. The supply far exceeds the present demand.
Apply to the LAGRANGE COLLEGE LIBRA-
RIAN.

the general public fifty vol-
extensive and intensive survey

Recommended to
umes devoted to an
of "OUR TRIP TO AUBURN."'

Information liberally furnished, THE
CLUB.

GLEE

BOXING AND WRESTLING TAUGHT.

Lessons at any convenient hour. One special ex-
hibition open to the public each term. CLAY
ANH SCARBOROUGH, famous light-weight
pugilists.

Miss Kate Walker, in charge of the Pinching and
Scratching department, has all the latest methods
at her finger tips. Demonstrations in this more re-
fined art also given. Injuries as moderate as possi-
ble.

COSTUMES AND FANCY DRESS.

Apply to Mr. C. A. Tague for articles required.
Only cost for their use is the condition that they
be returned in time to be worn to church Sunday.
Men's apparel a specialty.

DANCING.

Entertain your guests. Exhibition dances in back
to nature style. Rates 25c per hour. Apply "Two
Little Remuses." Back Hollow, LaGrange.

ELECTRIC TRANSFORMER.

Guaranteed to do the work. Arise at seven-
twenty-nine, step into our marvelous invention, and
get down to breakfast as the door is being closed.
Engineers Hall and Clark. Assistants Perry and
Veal.

EXPRESSIONS.

If your friends have tired of your melancholy
expression, exchange it for a GRIN. We are mas-
ters of the permanent grin, successors to the per-
manent wave. See us for the latest Cheshire styles.
The Junior Class, Miss McCloud's Room.

FOOD PRODUCTS.

Second hand (or first hand) pies bought. Crust
or meringue welcomed. See Misses Clark, Potter,
Rogers and Mr. Tague, charter members of the
ETA BITA PI Fraternity.

HAIRDRESSING AND MANICURING.

Mile. Nellie Mutton, specialist, beautifully dresses
the hair for all occasions. She guarantees to make
the best of your three strands. Hair pins not fur-
nished.

(Editor's note to subscribers: Try her, she'll
make you look a fright!)

HAIR.

Beautiful permanently curled, auburn locks, mod-
eled after those worn by Pope's Belinda in the
tragedy of the lock. For rent to all tall persons of
dark , straight hair. For recommendations see
Madame Murrelita Roachem, Mile. Emily Atkin-
son.

Our College A Sketch

By Miss Ada Winslow.

Since, quoting Voltaire, "the multiplicity
of facts and writings has become so great
that everything must now be reduced to ex-
tracts," I shall give only a sketch of the past
history of LaGrange College.

Founded in 1833 as LaGrange Female
Seminary, it was at that time the only insti-
tution in the United States devoted exclu-
sively to the higher education of young men.
In the year 1 846, Mr. J. T. Montgomery
became president, and a charier was procured
granting all the rights of conferring "de-
grees, honors, and other distinctions of
merit." Thus LaGrange Seminary became
LaGrange College.

After several years of marked growth and
prosperity, the entire college property was
sold to the Georgia Conference of the M. E.
Church, South, and in September, 1 85 7, un-
der the presidency of Rev. W. G. Connor,
the college began its distinctive work of
Christian education among the women of
the South. During the presidency of Rev.
W. M. Harris, D.D., the college, in the
year 1 859, sent out its first graduate class,
not only the first in the College, but the first
in the South.

In March, 1 860, the college property was
almost entirely destroyed by fire. Subscrip-
tions to the amount of twenty thousand dol-
lars were raised in a few weeks and the work
of rebuilding was commenced. The founda-
tion of the College Building was finished,
and the cornerstone laid July 4, 1 860. This
building was unfinished when the Civil War
began, and its walls stood uncovered and in-
complete during that period. In the division
of the Georgia Conference in 1867, the Col-
lege became the property of the North Geor-
gia Conference, and in 1875 work was
recommended, and the building finished in
1879.

Since 1879 under Rev. J. R. Mason,
then Dr. J. W. Heidt, then from 1885 to

1915 under Rev. Rufus W. Smith, and
from 1915 to date under Miss Daisy Davies,
the college has increased in material growth
and patronage. At present, the principal
buildings are the College, the Oreon Smith
Memorial, and Harriet Hawkes Memorial.
The last named was completed in 1911, and
is one of the finest college buildings in the
South.

So inadequately does this sketch portray
the real history of the College, outlining in
a meagei way only those material things
which contribute to its life and growth, that
I can not close without a few words in
reference to its real history the immaterial
and spiritual things which make the real his-
tory of the college its traditions and ideals.
No college in the southland is richer in these.
Who can estimate the influences of the strong
men and women who in giving their lives to
the work have stamped their own ideals into
the great ideal of the College? And what
of the influence of the numbers, thousands
even, of students who have left their impress
on this ideal? Many are now honored
women, looking well to the way of their
household ; others have given their work and
their lives in foreign fields, always upholding
the truth and Christian spirit of the college.
And we, who have come to our young
womanhood and our college life at a time
when our nation is involved in its mighty
struggle for peace and justice, must and will
stand guardian of this sacred heritage, cher-
ishing and sheltering it through the storm
which ultimately, we must believe, will sub-
due the madness of men. For us who be-
lieve in these ideals which make the real his-
tory of our college, this is not merely an in-
ternational catastrophe, it is also a test and an
opportunity.

Ours is the sacred task to see that no blot
nor stain tarnish, and ours, to see that the fu-
ture history of our college grows in that glory
and honor which ends only in eternity.

Theatre and Opera

CARMEN HAS PREMIERE.

From the Front of the Back of the Bowl-
ing Alley.
By Oriana Abbottsford, V.

Before a full Metropolitan Gymnas-
opera House, Bizet's "Carmen'' was given
for the first time this season on Satur-
day evening at eight o'clock this winter.
Obviously the large audience was thor-
oughly content, particularly those re-
ferred to as full, this being Saturday
night and thus synonymous with wieners.

Mature virtuosi might have quailed at
the thought of facing such an audience.
Every artist, including the Faculty, all
seated doubled up in a row on the bowl-
ing alley and the neighbor's collie pup,
was present. The appearance of Carmen
and Don Jose evoked a storm of applause.
The applause lasted so uproariously that
the collie pup swallowed the end of the
conductor's baton, forgetful as are all
artists that this was a meatless day and
thinking he had a choice bone. Besides,
the performance was conducted by Signor
Polacco-Toseani-Pappi-Campa Nellie Humberoso with
much elan and passementerie and considerable grasp
of the score with both hands.

But the very acme of entertainment was Mile.
Jennie-Mae Raisarow-Galli-Quirki Erwinizina in
the title role. It was just so and no otherwise
that the alluringly engaging many times so young
Gypsy of Seville would deport herself. In moments
that might be trying to others indeed were so
she would evince the same ingenuousness and wild
grace that characterized her impersonation. Her
impersonation throughout was well tempered, though
in the end portraying a slight peevish irritation over
being stabbed by the too enthusiastic lover, Don
Jose. In the coloratura passages she used her
hands with rare taste, and her beautifully colored
middle register was seen to excellent advantage.
She wore her girdle and kerchief with a rare sense
of location and finesse. Her blooming tonality and
poetic savoir faire showed her deep emotional re-
sources. Her facile runs and trills and other de-

lectable adjuncts of her vocal stock, together with
an opulent prodigality of production, particularly in
one flat E, brought down the house, the faculty
falling clean off the edge of the bowling alley box
seats.

A splendid Don Jose was Signor Giovanni Enric-
Ila Gatti-Crimi Carusazza Clarkuso.

In excellent form, he succeeded in interpreting
his role, both in voice and dramatic action, with an
emotional intensity and denotement of sheer pathos
which brought tears to the eyes of the collie. One
could not but be amazed at the wonderful volume
of audibility. Even as an infant, it is said, this
tenor had such a strong voice that the people in the
flat above remarked on its volume and endurance.
As Don Jose, he sang with such fervor the audience
had to move back. His tenor displayed a cantilena
caterwaula and purple pomposity that left nothing
to be desired in the robust voice, while dramatically
he manifested an unusual temperament, modified by
more than one well chosen nuance and balderdash.
However, the tenor exhibited a regrettable temper,
in the end growing plumb peevish and stabbing his
inamorata. But he went out with much dash and an
intoxicating variety of color. His execution at the
end top end was highly gratifying to the audi-
ence.

So was crowned two careers which, if as yet
short, began early and ended briefly.

In our enthusiasm for the opera, we must not lose
sight of the delicious entr'acte by the Charlotte
Russe Ballet. One star male dancer was Huggin-
shawn Castle who appeared with the always lissom
Irenian Erwin Castle as his partner. Their dance
of "The Expiring Tango Lizard'' was suffocatingly
soulful, and no little was added to the effectiveness
of it by the beautiful purple mache halo worn as a
skirt by original danseuse.

Particular attention must be called to another
pair of distinguished terpsichoreans, Ted Vernon
Clarksell and Anna Leila Patterlova. One is much
puzzled over the nationality of these dancing part-
ners, because at times one suspects part of their
cognomens to be American, but the other end would
suggest that they belong to that highly imaginative
and eirie race, the Polirish. At any rate, whate'er
their name or clime, one cannot deny that this
couple in their sheerly beautiful cloud-like and
papilonaceous draperies, undulated the gasping be-
holders into a state of deliquesce delirium in their
dance of "The Greek Potato Bug in a Paris Green
Sea of Intoxication."

Art

A glance at the portrait on this
page, and one is immediately con-
vinced that Madame de Punque
is a marvelous exponent of L 'Art
Novelle and that she has won for
herself a name that none else
could (or would). All Art critics
concede this work to be her great-
est. The true spirit of this chef
d'oeuvre is well-summed up in
the title, "Une Jeune Fille en
repos a la Ombrage. ' ' The paint-
ing fairly tingles
with emotion. One
involuntarily
draws one's wrap
close around the
shoulders, w hen
the emotion in the
glistening, pelting
rain-drops and the
penetrating mist is
once felt.

To the crude,
carnal, osteocepha-
lic mind, the frail
youthful figure of
the maiden asleep
under the olive
tree might suggest
a leper asking-
alms. Alack! Alas! How much
of beauty the unsophisticated, un-
thinking, unknowing must miss
in the artistic realm alone!

Full many a mortal is bom to act
right green,

And show his greenness, it mat-
ters not where.

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So well defined is the feeling of

life in the slender grace of the
maiden, in the jagged, vivid
lightning, in the gently-sloping
hillside, in the flow of her am-
brosial locks enf laming her deli-
cately chiselled face, that one can
only gasp and stay gasped until
one's physical mechanism de-
mands another breath.

The fact that Madame de
Punque was once a milk-maid
has undoubtedly made its im-
print upon her
art. Some critics
prefer to call this
work "A Pas-
torale" to suggest
the shepherdess
and her flock. The
ninety and nine
have cut close the
grass upon the hill-
top and are graz-
ing on the other
side of the hill.
And Phyllis, her
flock forgotten, is
sitting in the shade
lost in pensive
mood. She does
not see the black
clouds gathered, neither does
she care.

The public is indeed fortunate
to have seen even a print of this
wonderful, spiritful painting,
for it is not generally known that
the original is kept in a steel
vault, not only to prevent its be-
ing stolen, as was the Monna
Lisa, but to safeguard the artist
as well. H. C. S.

We Nominate for Hall of Fame

MISS FRAZIEE.

Because she must answer more "fool" questions
llian any other woman in the U. S. And because
she never gets ruffled in the midst of them. Be-
cause she does everything that no one else will do
from mending our clothes to tending to the L. C.
flowers. Because to her fall some of the tasks that
make life more pleasant for us giving us our mail
and packages and supplying us with stamps and
Hershey's. And finally because she does all her
many tasks without one thought that she is aD
hourly example of faithful, selfless service.

MAUDE.

Because she is President of Student Government
and yet loved by everybody. Because she thinks a
day lost unless she has had a hair-pulling fight.
Because she is at the same time the "biggest" and
the smallest girl in college. And finally, because we
want her to put us on the Cabinet when she is
President of the U. S. A.

MISS WINSLOW.

Because she is our Dean and the promulgator of
our Student Government. Because she is the editor-
in-chief of the "Grammaire Francaise" to be brought
out at an early date by La Classe Francaise VI.
And finally, because she is the first woman who has
been asked to read a paper before the Georgia As-
sociation of Colleges.

DR. PARK.

Because he found that girls could be braver than
soldiers, when none of us fainted during all the
inoculations and vaccinations. Because he has
made us death-proof through the same. Because for
a month or two after them, we groaned when we
heard his name mentioned and now we groan be-
cause we are not able to hear it. And because
most of all we want to congratulate the Army on
getting one of the best physicians in the State.

Poetry

A SCHOOLGIRL'S CHECK.
Sweet morn, so wonderful, so bright,

You brought a welcome check to me,
But ere began the fall of night,

Alas, there was no check to see!

The first of errands it did fill,
It changed from paper into coin

Whose very jingle made me thrill
And gladdened me that I was born.

But joys do come and sorrows, too,
When little debts disclose their sum;

Each haunting bill is long past due,
The coins pass and leave me glum.

Now, like all dogs, I've had my day;

This joy has passed like other checks;
And I must scheme to find a way,

To hasten the mail that brings the next.

C. Teasley.

MEDICATED INTERROGATIONS.
Who is the man so tall and thin.
Who meets one with his kindly grin?

Dr. Park.

Who scares us to death and makes us shiver,
Tells us we're ill in our heart or our liver?

Dr. Park.

Who marshals us into Miss Davies' quarter,
Exactly like sheep being led to the slaughter?

Dr. Park.

Who has an instrument sharp and shiny,
Which makes even the soldiers whiney?

Dr. Park.

Who jabs our arms with fiendish delight.
While we turn away from the horrible sight?

Dr. Park.

When our arms are turning black and blue,
For whom are the curses of sulphuric hue?

Dr. Park.

But when at last we all shall stand,

A prophylactic, hygienic band;

When germs fall harmless on every hand.

Whom then shall we praise o'er all in the land?

Dr. Park.

E. G.

THE TERRIBLE TALE OF A MID-TERM

TEST.

Ah! Woe is me! The doleful days!

I weep the while I cram;
The deadly teacher meanwhile lays

Her traps for my exam!

A rosy, bright-eyed, youthful maid,

I go to fight the foe;
I meet old Livy, dull and staid.

And he doth lay me low!

Truth crushed to earth may rise mayhap

And so, perchance, may I ;

With cheek all pale, I hie to "lab,"

And then I wish to die!

With dimming eye I try my "math:"

My nether limbs do fail.
For doubtful Trig, in sullen wrath

Tells me a fearsome tale.

My English test is gruesome, work;

I ween 'twould vex a saint!
I feel my pulses throb and jerk,

And fall into a faint.

With scant returning consciousness

I next attack my French.
But after hours of strife and stress

The Dean still holds the trench.

I

Long weary hours, I've scribbling sat,

Oh! me, ah! lack a day!
I went into this struggle fat

But I have pined away!

A rosy, bright-eyed, youthful maid,

I went into the fight;
Ten stone or more in truth I weighed

But now I sure am light.

Ten short days since I was so young,

So happy, hopeful, glad;
And now I'm feeble, wrinkled, old,

Ah! me! 'tis very sad.

L. Hall

"THE COUNTRY STORE."
THE HILL
BELOW
STANDS
THE COUNTRY STORE
WE APPROACH IT
JUST
LIKE
THIS
BACKS
ON OUR
HEAPED
SOON WITH OUR SACKS
HILL
THAT
CLIMB
YOU SEE US

Vanity Fair presents herewith some few examples
of the Fervid School of Ultra Poetry. Better
types, we believe, could not be found of chaste
abandon, ingenuity and poetic license. The poem
on "The Country Store, ' besides being a veritable
gem, possesses another great interest. The writer
has been hopelessly insane on the subject for some
lime and scientists now claim, from experimenta-
tions, that her mind works in the same direction as
the poem is read; first, backward and then for-
ward instead of around and around as it naturally
should.

The Well-Dressed Man

COSTUMES FOR THE EVERY DAY
AFFAIRS OF LIFE.

(By Thweet Lord Percival.)

So completely has the military tone domi-
nated the fashion world, that one sees little
in the shops a la mode along Chesterfield
Boulevard but the characteristic army khaki
and navy blue. The few civilian suits are
noteworthy because of the scarcity of the
cloth employed and the resultant tightness
with which they drape the figure. Green
felt hats and large, tortoise-shelled spectacles
are growing in popularity among college cir-
cles.

An observer at a recent fashionable wed-
ding noted certain tendencies. Trousers are
worn unusually long,
necessitating careful roll-
ing around the ankles.
The ushers, in fact
nearly all the male
contingents wore their
hair pompadour-style,
rolling it in the back
to form a neat grace-
ful knot. Those of
slender, classic line wore
the barber-effect. Con-
trary to convention us-
ually employed on such
occasions, the grooms-
men wore suits of vari-
ous materials and col-
ors. Tweeds, broad-
cloths, and serges pre-
dominated. To give
themselves an air of
ease, some of them kept
their hands in their
pockets as they marched
down the aisle. One
clever idea was sug-
gested by the British
military rule of having

officers wear moustaches. Like so many
weddings where military officers were con-
cerned, this one had to be pulled off on forty-
eight hours notice. Showing their character-
istic American ingenuity, several attend-
ants delineated upon their strong upper lips
by means of eye-brow pencils crisp, raven
moustaches. The effect was splendid ."rather
distingue."

A startling, though none the less pleasing,
note of fashion was the use of white stocks.
These were neatly folded and held in place
by stickpins in the shape of swords, bayo-
nets, and rifles, all cleverly designed, and
presented to the groomsmen by the best man,
not the groom, as one would expect.

Another decidedly new note was shown
in striped collars, two of the ushers affect-
ing these. Striped hose
were worn to harmon-
ize. Canvas shoes,
white or grey, were
also worn.

The groom, having
been promoted from
the rank of Eagle in the
Boy Scouts of America
to Chief Mess Ser-
geant, U. S. A., was
a dashing military fig-
ure in his splendid
uniform of khaki.
Truly, in this case, the
bride could not ab-
sorb all the attention of
the public for the groom
presented no mean spec-
tacle. As he passed
down the aisle, the en-
In accord with the present conservation tire gathering Was mlt-
program along agricultural and culinary lines, rored in the polished
we are showing three models of correct day surface of his leggings,
time wear worn by three men well known in an( J the clank of his
the work-a-day world. From left to right: j- .

r ir n j f> i i ! i , spurs sent out a distinct
Dal lis, Ike and Carl. Little explanation is K

needed by our progressive readers.

musical note.

Fashions

On account of war conditions, patriotism of
women, and the financial situation generally, Vanity
Fair will discontinue its usual Fashion Department.
From time to time, however, we will give our read-
ers hints of the trend of things by descriptions of
gowns worn at important functions. Much of in-
terest has occurred lately. There have been many
important gatherings of fashionable people, but the
most noteworthy from the importance of the con-
tracting parties and the wonderful creations worn
by the guests, was the marriage of Miss Augustine
Pearline Childs to Major Amos Cranberry of the
world famous "Slacker Brigade. '

Her mother, who as
Miss Maud Harris was a
famous Southern belle, wore
a charming Julian gown of
black satin and her coiffure
by Dillarde, consisted for
the most part of powder
and puffs. The bride's fa-
ther, an ex-floor walker,
was suffering from the ef-
fects of a recent election but
managed to play as impor-
tant a part as is ever given
to a mere father. The
bride's small brother, Lewis,
and sister, Cora Ina, look-
ing like pictures by Ho-
garth, Jr., gave an informal
tone to an occasion, usually
so solemn, by their merry
antics and telling remarks.

One of the most becoming
and suitable gowns seen at
this wonderful wedding
was the yellow organdie
and black lace "Maidee"
frock worn by the bride's
aunt, Miss Margaretta-
Marietta Eakes. Over this
sweet, summery creation,
Miss Eakes wore a be-
witching little silk and net
cape (positively the latest
thing) and in her simple
coiffure, she wore an ivory
comb. The Countess De
Hylle of Hants, Pants,

The above illustration gives a suggestion
of the effectiveness of the French peasant
tone in the costume. This pastoral touch has
supplanted the militaire esprit formerly so
popular. The charming young debutantes
pictured above are prominent not only in so-
cial circles but in the vocal and instrumental
music world as well.

Cantshire, England, was quite the most striking fig-
ure present. Her wonderful attire is impossible to
describe but its most memorable features were a
lornette and a fox stole.

But the originality of the bride was charmingly
displayed in the ingenuous decorations. The groom,
being only a Major and having spent his pay on
his trousseau, patriotically left the small item of
flowers to the bride's father. However, Mr. Cato
Walker and his daughter have never lacked for
friends and with their help they undertook to deco-
rate the chapel of St. Allyn's in modest daisies for
the occasion.

None who heard the marvelous musical program
can ever hope to forget it.
Its like has never been
heard before and could
never be lived through
again. "The Bridal Chorus'
was given by the famous
quartette, Mile. M. Taylor,
R. Taylor, H. Rains and
E. Goggans. Mile. Nelle,
>.olorature virtuoso soprano,
sang "I Love You Truly '
with an emotion and depth
marvelous in one so young.
"Liberty Bell" rang sweetly
from the bow of Miss
Clements during the cere-
mony.

After the knot was se-
curely tied by the R. R.
Dusty Cotton, the company
repaired to the bride s an-
cestral halls where "Hoover-
ade" (lemon seeds and wa-
ter) was furnished by the
caterers Roach and Grogan,
and in which the bride's
health was toasted, as
long as it lasted. The Ma-
jor, though considerably the
worse for wear after his
tenth glass, finally untan-
gled his spurs from the
maid-of-honor's train and
left with his bride for their
new residence, Rattdenn-
Up-the-Stairs.

War and Women

All women are not modern.
More have flocked to Arms than
to any other profession. Here we
show a college romance when sweet
Miss Ada Gane succumbs to the
charm of manly Lieutenant Hol-
land Clark.

Ovid should be here to do justice to such a modern "Meta-
morphoses." These young ladies, all members of the Senior
League and all twigs of our front families, have followed
their ancestors back to the farm and guarantee to feed the
entire army with the results of their labors. No more negli-
gees or pink teas! Bacon and cornbread now suffice. You
are not in the least ultra unless you have such a little farmer
in your home. Reading from left to right: Bessie Perry,
Mary Kate Clements, Mary Leila Patterson, Harriet Rains,
Florence Blanton, Lois Hall, Murrell Roach, Marie Clay,
Lillian Van Devander, Nellie Humber, Leila Scarborough.

These society buds have pledged
themselves to prepare the food
reared by the company above
until they get married. They have
been training for that all year un-
der the able direction of Captain
Susana Exam and Lieutenant
Juliana Muse. The young ladies
are Misses Florence Blanton, Lil-
lian Van Devander, Kate Walker,
Harriet Rains, Gladys Vickers,
Murrell Roach, Evelyn Goggins,
Laura Lee Satterfield, Iris Full-
bright and Clara Evans.

LaGrange Dry Goods Company

ATTENTION, GIRLS! THEY ARE READY

PAUL JONES MIDDIES, SKIRTS and DRESSES

IN WHITE AND ALL COLORS

We are Sole Agents for the Genuine "Paul Jones'''

THE SPRING STYLES ARE READY IN

SUITS, DRESSES AND COATS

The collection is altogether desirable. All quite new and different. Goats and
suits for misses and women in new spring shades, Pekin, Kangaroo, Rookie,
Sand, Gray, Navy and Rose, and in all the new weaves of material.
PRICES: $15.00, $20.C0, $25.00, $30.00, $35.00

Original Spring Millinery Fashions
Exclusive Models

LaGRANGE DRY GOODS COMPANY

(LaGRANGE'S LEADING DEPARTMENT STORE)
I. G. DOE, President and Gen. Manager LaGRANGE, GA.

The Best of Toilet Articles
Dainty, Stylish Stationery
Delicious Sodas and
Ice Creams

YOUR TRADE SOLICITED

DOZIER'S PHARMACY

"THE CORNER DRUG STORE"

PHONE 263

Bradfield Drug
Company

Best Line of Toilet Goods,

Domestic and Imported

Finest Stock of Stationery

Purest Sodas and
Ice Creams

J^Zunnally s Candies
J^lunnally s Cut Flowers

SIX STORES

ALL GOOD

White Provision
Company

Cornfield Hams

Good old Cornfield
^Wieners

This is the place
to get em

sue

E. Q. Gaddy Co.

GROCERS

FRESH, FANCY AND
STAPLE LINES

Strict Observance of all Federal
Food Regulations

Phone 116

121 Vernon St.

LaGrange, Ga.

LaG range Hardware
Company

The Place to 'Buy

Tools, Cutlery, Stoves
P Crockery, Enamelware
m Paints, Oils, Brushes

Prices and Quality Always Right
Pnone 155 Main St. La Grange, Ga.

Young Ladies See Our Line of
Up-to-Date

'OOTWEAR
and HOSIERY

Howell Mill Road Atlanta, Ga.

BRADF1ELD-HUTCHINS0N CO.

ASK THE QUADRANGLE STAFF

WHERE THEY
HAVE FOUND

QUALITY AND SERVICE
ORIGINALITY AND
SYMPATHETIC CO-OPERATION

Foote & Davies Gompany

THE COLLEGE PUBLICATION HOUSE
Atlanta, Georgia

The

LaGrange
National Bank

LaGrange, Georgia

Capital, Surplus and Profits
$260,000.00

Total Resources
Over One Million

FULLER E. CALLAWAY, Pres.
C. V. TRUITT, Vice-Pres.

H. D. GL ANTON, Vice-Pres.
R. C. KEY, Cashier
H. G. TRAYLOR, Asst. Cashier

The LaGrange
Savings Bank

LaGrange, Ga.

4

Per Cent Interest
Paid on Deposits

Compounded Semi- Annually

FULLER E. CALLAWAY, Pres.
C. V. TRUITT, Vice-Pres.

H. D. GLANTON, Vice-Pres.

L. H. ADAMS, Cashier

Murphy *s

The One-Price Cash Store

Sample Shoes,
Dress Goods,
Ladies' and Men's
Furnishings

"A Good Place to Trade"

In White Block
LaGrange, Ga.

White's PI ace

West Side Court Square
LaGrange, Ga.

E, make any style
; Cream for any
ggHjf occasion.

Special Attention
Given Theater
Parties

The Best Place in
Town for Good
Sodas

Give Us a Trial is All We Ask

The LaGrange Banking and Trust Co.

LaGRANGE, GEORGIA

Oldest and Largest Bank
in Western Georgia

Capital - - - $200,000.00
Surplus and Undivided Profits $500,000.00

RESOURCES, ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND

THE FIRM THAT APPRECIATES YOUR BUSINESS

Goldstein Bros.

LaGrange, Georgia
"The Store of Quality"

Outfit You from
Head to Foot

McCAINE BROS.

We have everything for your
Jtfidnight Feast

Phone 46

LaGrange, Ga.

Barnes Furniture
Company

Best Goods
Lowest Prices
Easiest Terms

$1 Saved in $5
LaGrange, Ga.

Spinks Hardware Company

Automobile Accessories and
Bicycle Supplies, Sporting
Goods, Guns, Ammunition,
Etc.

PARTS FOR FORD CARS
GASOLINE FREE AIR

16 Court Square

Phone 112

HOTELS.

CLARK HALL. fronting quadrangle, at N. W.
Third St. A convenient spot near heart of city's
traffic. In extremely noisy section but delightful en-
tertainments are furnished within to offset the shock
to the patron's nerves. Buffet luncheons and tea
dansania nightly. Comfort and luxury combined
with agreeable bedfellow and moderate rates. Much
favored by young women deserted by their own
roommates.

LADIES SPECIALTIES.
For sale, a number of stylish, well-worn middies.
Since they are not being worn in the best faculty
circles, they will be sacrificed for cash. Apply to
Miss I. Berla Cloud.

MANICURING PARLORS.
Drs. Hall and D. Walker. Forcible methods
employed. Bring in your refractory patients. Com-
plete removal of the nails guaranteed.

OLD CLOTHES BOUGHT.
Any slightly or completely worn garments ac-
cepted. Must be becoming to brunette coloring, and
have unusually small waist line measurements. Ex-
treme styles preferred. Sleeves not necessary.
Should you have anything to dispose of, notify
THELMA, care of THE KITCHEN.

IMPORTERS AND EXHIBITORS OF DOGS.

Our experience of several years will help you in
your poor selection of a dog for a companion, sport,
pet for the children, and a guard for the home.
Our kennels are crowded and we will gladly ship
on approval to irresponsible parties. Unsafe de-
livery guaranteed. Terms unreasonable. 5c in
stamps and an article on "How to Evade Dogs
will bring you your choice of the lot.

GRONEWEARY DOG SHOP,
(Just four blocks west of Court House)
LaGrange, Ga.

MAGNIFICENT SETTER.
The kind of dog they turn in the street to look
at intelligent, graceful, splendidly built. An all-
round dog of choicest stock, well worth her board.
BLUE GRASS KENNELS,
Hildath, Ky.

Del Walker (seeing Miss Brooks with some jon-
quils belonging to Susie Ogletree) asked, "Are they
Susie's?'

Lulline "Oh, I didn't know they were Susie's;
I thought they were jonquils."

* *

Miss McCloud "I must continue to ascend on
down the steps to see Mrs. Eakes. '

* * *

Miss Hallie "What's going to happen? Eve-
lyn Smith is talking a blue streak tonight!
All "Evelyn Smith? No Surely not!''
Miss H. "It's really true. I've seen her make
two remarks at least.''